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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. AllyReneexD AllyReneexD
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Do you remember..#8
    When Drake and Josh were on The Amanda Show.

  3. BebeCutie99 BebeCutie99
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    Fave and I will
    Write on your profile the first thing I notice about you.
    I promise <3
    Just comment a smiley face too, so I'm sure to get them all :D

  4. countrygirl123 countrygirl123
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    Google
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    Search About 5,780,000 results (0.32 seconds)
    Did you mean: The one you're thinking about right now and have no idea how to get him out of you mind.
    nmq/nmf

  5. Angiebabe16 Angiebabe16
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    People say that you can't live without love..
    I say oxygen is more important..

  6. GreenSmurfYeaa GreenSmurfYeaa
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you run up behind someone and jump on them and it's not who you thought it was..
    mf

  7. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Why am I so afraid of losing you
    when you're not even mine?

  8. ForeverAlone69 ForeverAlone69
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    No
    Amount
    Of
    Makeup
    Can help
    That face.

  9. Angiebabe16 Angiebabe16
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    Those 18 year old guys in the nerf commercials...

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Omegle Talk to strangers!
    hi
    hi
    do you have witty?
    what's witty?
    i think it's best we end this conversation now.

  11. pakiprincezz23 pakiprincezz23
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    Why is it that:
    whenever i pull up onto my driveway
    A good song comes on?

  12. ForeverAlone69 ForeverAlone69
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    He already ruined your mascara
    Don't let him ruin your life.

  13. ben23brocks ben23brocks
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    Act your age
    not your shoe size.

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    Nutrition Facts
    Facebook
    Users on www.facebook.com
    aa
    % Variety *
    People with annoying statuses 12 %
    Skanzky mirror-picture girls 10 %
    Hands-on-hips head-tilted girls 39 %
    0 mutual friends adders 7 %
    Doucshbags trying to wheel girls 13 %
    Wanna-be scene kids 10 %
    The virus message inboxers 3 %
    Your real, normal friends 5 %
    Other 1 %
    *Percents are based on average statistics. The amouns may be higher or lower depending on your personal Facebook friends list.
    To avoid any of these catagories, delete your Facebook immediatley.

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    A marine was deployed to Afganistan.
    While he was there, he recieved a letter from his girlfriend. In this letter, she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. She also wanted the pictures of herself back. So the marine did what any other man would do. He went around to his buddies anc dollected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed 24 pictures of women (with and without clothes) to his ex-girlfriend with the following note:
    "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    Police Officer: Freeze!
    Criminal: Everybody clap your hands!

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    My magic brings Voldemort to the yard.
    And I'm like "Ow, it hurts my scar."

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    I like you.
    I like you, too.
    That's awkward..
    No. Stop. Follow the script or no one is going to favourite this.

:)

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