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Everybodydotheflop
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August 4, 2013 12:13pm UTC

Sometimes I wish I that I could be Kim Kardashian so I could get money for doing nothing but then I'm glad I'm not Kim Kardashian because I'd be Kim Kardashian

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Everybodydotheflop
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August 4, 2013 12:06pm UTC

Rihanna: W-w-here h-have you-u be-en al-l my li-i-i-fe
Me: A-a-voi-oi-ding y-y-ou-uu

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Everybodydotheflop
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August 3, 2013 5:45am UTC

*Fairy Tail manga*
Loke: C'mon Lucy just run into my arms
Lucy: ...you wish
Me: *punches Lucy*
Me: LOVE LOKE DAMMIT

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Everybodydotheflop
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July 24, 2013 12:26pm UTC

Mum: Hey
Mum: HEY
Me: *takes out earphone*
Me: Hmm?
Mum: Turn down the volume, I can hear the music
Me: You're welcome
Me: *puts in earphone*

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Everybodydotheflop
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July 22, 2013 2:01pm UTC

Who else wonders why there isn't different internet browsers for people who like different things?

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Everybodydotheflop
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July 21, 2013 4:26pm UTC

People in the real world: Don't talk to people on the internet
People on the internet: Don't talk to people in the real world

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Everybodydotheflop
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July 21, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Some people: I sleep all day, party all night
Other people: I drink all day, sleep all night
Me: I sleep all day, sleep all night

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Everybodydotheflop
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 3:31pm UTC

Me: Hey, remember that time when I was pretty?
Dog:
Me:
Dog:
Me:
Dog:
Me:
Dog:
Me: Yeah, me neither.

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Everybodydotheflop
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July 12, 2013 2:32pm UTC

How do some people have like 800 comment points and I'm annoyed because 13

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Everybodydotheflop
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July 12, 2013 2:25pm UTC

Me: *watching Sum 41 music video*
Person: Why are you listening to this cr/p?
Me: Say that again and I will slap you silly with a freaking wardrobe

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Everybodydotheflop
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July 12, 2013 2:17pm UTC

Me: *puts on L cosplay*
Me: Am I awesome?
Me: Because I feel awesome

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Everybodydotheflop
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July 11, 2013 4:35pm UTC

Ok, so I was kinda sorta famous on this website and I was in a chatroom and someone who was obviously a big fan of mine came into the chat and I decided to have a bit of fun.
Fan: Omg
Fan: Is that *insert my username*
Me: wHAT
Me: WHERE?
Me: YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHERE SHE IS
Me: I LOVE THAT CRAZY B/TCH
Me: SERIOUSLY WHERE IS SHE?
Me: TELL ME
Me: STOP KEEPING HER FROM ME AND JUST SPIT IT ME
Fan:
Me:
Fan:
Me:
Fan: *leaves chat*

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Everybodydotheflop
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July 11, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Me: Ugh, chavs
Bro: What are chavs?
Me: *points* those... things
Bro: Oh, that's what those are called?
Bro: I thought we just called them oompa loompas

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Everybodydotheflop
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 4:08pm UTC

Not sure if unphotogenic or just ugly

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Everybodydotheflop
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 9:22am UTC

I want you
To know
I won't give up till it's over
If it takes you forever
I want you to know
I wish I could save you
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Everybodydotheflop
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July 8, 2013 3:57pm UTC

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Everybodydotheflop
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 3:50pm UTC

So what if it hurts me?
He's happy,
So I'm happy

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Everybodydotheflop
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Me: Ok, I've posted a lot of really good quotes
Me: Now, I wait
Yourcool: *logs in*
Me: No
Me: Please don't
Me: Please
Yourcool: *posts 87645365gkiutr57865698769876 quotes*
Yourcool: *pushes my quotes to recent page 87696458473546586798758765897801824342453*
Me: Oh
Me: Ok

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Everybodydotheflop
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 3:21pm UTC

My life would be so much easier if I could fangirl in the real world like I do on the internet

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Everybodydotheflop
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July 8, 2013 3:19pm UTC

The new McCoy's ad is now my favourite ad seriously
Guy: How about we just ask for directions?
Dog: Never in all my life...
Guy: *gets sucked up random glass tube*
Guy 2: Get in the car
Guy 3: YOU GET IN THE CAR
I don't know if that's even right but yeah

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