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EmmiSofi4

1. EmmiSofi4
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 6:07pm UTC
   MATH
   (Mental Abuse To Humans)
   
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2. EmmiSofi4
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   July 25, 2012 6:01pm UTC
   Lost your pen=no Pen
   No pen= No notes
   No Notes= No study
   NO Study=Fail
   Fail=No diploma
   No Diploma=No work
   No work= no money
   No money= NO food
   No food= you get skinny
   You get skinny= then you get ugly
   You get ugly= no love
   No love= no marriage
   No marriage=No children
   No cihildren= alone
   Alone=depression
   Depression=sickness
   Sickness= death
   Lesson: Don't Lose Your Pen
   
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3. EmmiSofi4
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 5:58pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment
   when you're reading a girl's graphic tee and it looks like you're
   staring at their 'chest'
   
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4. EmmiSofi4
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   July 25, 2012 5:55pm UTC
   Sometimes when I walk,
   I try to keep my feet in the square tiles ♥
   
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5. EmmiSofi4
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   July 25, 2012 5:42pm UTC
   Hi.
   nmq/nmf
   ...
   Wanna be friends?
   nmq/nmf
   Sure.
   
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6. EmmiSofi4
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   July 25, 2012 5:39pm UTC
   In the car and a sad song comes on the radio...
   and looking dramatically out the window...
   
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7. EmmiSofi4
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   July 24, 2012 3:32pm UTC
   Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is an idiot"
   Me: "What side are you referring to?"
   
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8. EmmiSofi4
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   July 24, 2012 3:30pm UTC
   Girl
   Girl: Hi :)
   Boy: *Walks away like nothing happened.
   Girl: Bye :(
   
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9. EmmiSofi4
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   July 24, 2012 3:14pm UTC
   Status: Human.
   
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10. EmmiSofi4
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    July 24, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    Boys you hate = Be mean
    Boys you like = Be mean
    ♥
    
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11. EmmiSofi4
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    T h e A w k w a r d M o m e n t W h e n
    you are watching something you don't want your mom to see and you respond: "Nothing!" when your mom asks you what you are doing..
    
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