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1. Eminemismyluv
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2012 5:08pm UTC
   T h a t A w e s o m e M o m e n t
   When you find out that Michael from Zoey 101 and Cory from That's so Raven are brothers
   NMF
   Don't believe me? Check it out: tinyurl.com/6o35fpe
   
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2. Eminemismyluv
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   December 30, 2011 11:52pm UTC
   Bruno: Everyday it'll rain....
   Rihanna: It's ok...you can stand under my umbrella.{:
   
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3. Eminemismyluv
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   December 30, 2011 6:02pm UTC
   Stacy Dillsen
   She has a very noticeable lisp on her "s's". She has an obsession with cotton swabs and white glue, which is used in different arts n' crafts, and she sings a song that goes: "You can sip it in the morning, sip it in the evening, even at a quarter to three, 'cause I like sassafras, you like sassafras, we like sassafras tea!"
   Stacey has a crush on Logan Reese, because of his muscular physique, and frequently calls him "hot and spicy", though this repulses and irritates Logan. Stacey becomes the roommate of Lola and Quinn in the last episode of season three, after Zoey leaves to go to a boarding school in London. Logan (Quinn's secret lover) asks Stacey to prom because Quinn and Logan picked a date for each other for prom, so nobody would suspect that they were dating. While Michael tries to teach Mark how to drive a stick shift to the prom, Mark hits Stacey, causing her to lose her lisp and allows her to speak "perfectly".
   
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4. Eminemismyluv
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   December 25, 2011 11:48pm UTC
   Hello. I am:
   Sexy and I know it ;)
   format by katesmiles
   
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5. Eminemismyluv
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   December 20, 2011 7:00pm UTC
   Every House
   Has it's own smell ;)
   
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6. Eminemismyluv
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   July 16, 2011 12:32am UTC
   A Lion wouldn't cheat on his wife,
   but Tiger Wood
   ;) fave if you get it
   
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7. Eminemismyluv
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   April 5, 2011 7:33pm UTC
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8. Eminemismyluv
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   March 14, 2011 10:58pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment When...
   you're in the car with your friend, and your mom starts singing to the radio
   ♥
   
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9. Eminemismyluv
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   March 11, 2011 10:17pm UTC
   Trying to touch the stuff coming at you in 3-d movies
   ♥
   
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10. Eminemismyluv
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    February 23, 2011 5:44pm UTC
    &+Who else remembers:
    That 3 eyed monkey on Nickelodeon that says
    "Hi, I'm Paul"
    At the end of Jimmy Neutron?
    
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11. Eminemismyluv
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    February 22, 2011 8:50pm UTC
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12. Eminemismyluv
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    February 18, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    Spongebob quotes
    Sandy: "Patrick don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
    Patrick: "Not until 4"
    Sandy: "..."
    -Facebook
    
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13. Eminemismyluv
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    February 14, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    That awkward moment,
    when Rihanna sucks so much
    And Eminem has to completely save her.
    ♥
    I LOVE EMINEM ♥
    
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14. Eminemismyluv
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    February 14, 2011 9:38pm UTC
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15. Eminemismyluv
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    February 11, 2011 9:28pm UTC
    thatawkwardmoment
    [♥] when Rapunzel gets head lice
    yeah... think about it.
    
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16. Eminemismyluv
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    February 10, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    ☀☁ ➤☁ ☁ ☁ ☁ ☁☁
    _____________lol_lol__lol_lol_lol_lol_lol_lol_lol____________
    __________________^______________^_________^___
    … A STICKY SITUATION…
    
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17. Eminemismyluv
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    February 6, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    I’m not even WATCHING
    the Super Bowl this year
    B E C A U S E
    The
    JETS
    aren’t in it):
    
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18. Eminemismyluv
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    February 3, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    SO TODAY IN MATH
    M Y T E A C H E R A S K S: “W H A T S T H E S Q U A R E R O O T OF 69?”
    AND EVERYONE REPLIES:
    “8 SOMETHING RIGHT? ‘CAUSE I’VE BEEN TRYIN TO WORK IT OUT OHH…”
    Actually happened ;) Gotta love math..
    
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19. Eminemismyluv
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    February 2, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    FELLAS!
    WHAT?
    FELLAS!
    Grab your left nut make your right one jealous.
    WHAT!?
    --Eminem just lose it… Gotta love him..
    
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20. Eminemismyluv
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    February 2, 2011 11:02am UTC
    Patrick: I just thought of something funnier then 24..
    ……..
    ✤25! ✤
    
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