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Eminemgirl99

1. Eminemgirl99
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   April 25, 2012 8:52pm UTC
   THE awkward MOMENT when THE girls TOILET seat IS UP???????????/
   
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2. Eminemgirl99
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   April 25, 2012 8:49pm UTC
   Life is like teddy
   Some are filled with lots of fluff
   Some are filled with little
   
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3. Eminemgirl99
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   February 20, 2012 12:07pm UTC
   The akward moment when you get out of school for the last day of the year and the next day u see her/him everywhere u go
   
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4. Eminemgirl99
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   February 20, 2012 12:00pm UTC
   0 faves = I'm ugly
   3 faves = I'm ok
   7 faves =I'm cute
   15 faves =I'm pretty
   25 faves = I'm beautiful
   30 faves = I'm breathtaking
   -repost if your not afraid-
   
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5. Eminemgirl99
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   February 18, 2012 12:15pm UTC
   if God is a DJ
   lifmusice is a dance floor
   love is the rhythem you are the music
   
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6. Eminemgirl99
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   February 18, 2012 12:05pm UTC
   when someone says "you'll never find someone like me" you say "thats the whole point".
   
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7. Eminemgirl99
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   February 18, 2012 12:02pm UTC
   when some makes you feel down their just jelous of your amazing personality!
   
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8. Eminemgirl99
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   December 9, 2011 8:50pm UTC
   ''If your ever in an akward moment hears the solution just say, ''AWARD TURTLE'' and make the akward turtle sign!!!!
   
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9. Eminemgirl99
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   December 9, 2011 8:37pm UTC
   '''If you ever die in an elevator,be sure to push the UP button.''
   
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10. Eminemgirl99
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    November 15, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    IS TODAY HALLOWEEN
    OR IS THAT YOUR FACE?? LOL
    
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11. Eminemgirl99
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    November 15, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    THE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL
    AND I'M FRIVING THE BUS
    
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12. Eminemgirl99
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    November 15, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    I DON'T HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM
    I'M JUST THIRSTY!
    
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13. Eminemgirl99
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    September 15, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    He who strikes first
    strikes before the guy who strikes second..
    
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14. Eminemgirl99
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    August 16, 2011 2:04pm UTC
    I hate when your at the nail salon and they keep asking you ''do you want wax'' over and over .
    it happends to me alot.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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15. Eminemgirl99
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    August 15, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery , today is gods gift that we call a present
    ♥
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    
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16. Eminemgirl99
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    August 15, 2011 10:45pm UTC
    IF LIFE IS A JOKE I DON'T GET IT
    ♥♥♥
    
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17. Eminemgirl99
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    August 15, 2011 10:37pm UTC
    IT'S NOT CHEATING .......... UNLESS YOU GET CAUGHT! :)
    
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18. Eminemgirl99
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    August 15, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    i hate when u ask a boy do i look nice and then they say
    YEAH SURE WHATEVER
    
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