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ElyPelle

  1. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    Your Real Name:
    Elyse
    Your "Gangsta" Name:
    (first 3 letters of real name plus dizzle)
    Ely-dizzle
    Your Detective Name:
    (favorite color & favorite animal)
    Purple Panda
    Your Soap Opera Name:
    (middle name & street you live on )
    Paris Pleasant
    Your Star Wars Name:
    (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name)
    PellePa
    Your Superhero Name:
    2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
    Blue Water
    Your Witness Protection Name:
    (one of your parent's middle name)
    Marie
    Your Goth Name:
    (black & the name of one of your pets)
    Black Sundance

  2. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    today a boy in class asked,
    "What is Victoria's Secret?"

  3. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    You can't say
    "Good Eye Might"
    Without Making it Sound Australian
    fave if you just tried

  4. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    Hey hater I've noticed that
    AWESOME ENDS WITH "ME" and UGLY BEGINS WITH "U'

  5. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    I HAVE SCREWED 27% OF MY TEENAGE LIFE
    [] Kissed someone before dating
    [] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [] Gotten caught chewing gum
    []Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 0
    [] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    []Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 1
    [x] Got your mom, dad, sister etc to get you out of school
    [] Text people during class
    [] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 3
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far:5
    [] Threw something at the teacher
    [] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [] Broke the dress code
    [] Failed a class
    [] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 5
    [] Been called the worst student
    [] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 5
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    []Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far:9
    Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as "I have screwed up ___ of my teenage life

  6. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    "Just Because You've Failed Once, It Doesn't Mean You're Going To Fail At Everything" -Marilyn Monroe

  7. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    My Mind Tells Me To Give Up,
    But My Heart Won't Let Me

  8. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 6:52pm UTC
    There is only one rule: DON'T BE BORING, Don't Blend in- be the beautiful YOU

  9. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    I'm scared to text you 'cause I might tell you I love you

  10. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    R.I.P. Charlotte,
    you will be dearly missed,
    how could this happen to you at only at 7 years old

  11. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    Last night I had a dream about my old crush, Zach.
    It was weird because he was acting like Phil of the Future, plus in real life Zach does look like Phil.
    (Plus I was a Power Ranger, and I cut from a sharp thingy and my best friend kissed Zach and they were both Power rangers too, but who cares right?)

  12. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    I want someone who:
    loves me for who I am, is okay with me being a mermaid, doesn't care what I look like, won't care how fat or how skinny or how whatever I was, won't care about my bra size or but, or any size, or even my weight, someone who could try to make a distance relastionship work even if i'm on the other side of the world, I want someone that I can trust, someone that can listen, not someone who calls me ghetto or some other name except baby or cute nicknames, to text me everyday, call me before I go to bed, sing to me even if he's not that good, write a song no matter how cheesy, someone who doesn't care what I'm into no matter how stupid it is, someone I can be myself and weird around, I want someone who would rescue me from my pain, and I hope that someone comes someday soon.

  13. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    A mermaid like me wants a friend who is a unicorn, are there any unicorns out there?

  14. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    No believes that I'm really a
    mermaid :(

  15. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    I'm sorry, I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry you I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I loveyou
    I don't know if you're telling the truth!
    I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I love you

  16. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    EVERYBODY has at least 200 friends or more, but when it comes too needing a friend how many would actually be there ? i Guarantee not even 15 friends will like this status . LIKE this status if you will be there for me . set this as your status & see who will be there for you.
    credit to facebook

  17. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    If you could read my mind
    you'd be in tears.
    </3

  18. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    When you carry a Bible,
    the devil gets a headache.
    When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints.
    When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you. I just defeated him.
    Favorite, copy & paste this if you're in God's army

  20. ElyPelle ElyPelle
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    XxoKiraxxo is going to text him for me! I'm so scared! What if he likes me? What if he doesn't? And how will she find out without her telling him?

:)

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