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BlazingDawn
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April 4, 2012 3:03pm UTC

Seei ng a quote
& thinking:
"oh my gawd thats my LIfe"
format by sandrasaurus

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 3:05pm UTC

Niall: Perverted 12-13 year olds scare me..
Me: Awh shiz. I'm screwed.

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bgsoccer93
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Louis: 4 sisters
Zayn: 3 sisters
Liam: 2 sisters
Harry: 1 sister
Niall: a brother
______________
Louis: right handed
Zayn: right handed
Liam: right handed
Harry: right handed
Niall: left handed
______________
Louis: British
Zayn: British
Liam: British
Harry: British
Niall: Irish
Cause Niall's a special snowflake.

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emily1534
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March 26, 2012 7:50pm UTC

I hate how people say they're obsessed with One Direction when the only song they know is "What Makes You Beautiful"

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BigBangTheoryGeek07
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March 26, 2012 5:32pm UTC

My Girlfriend logs onto witty after like 3 hours and gets like a gazillion notifications from a quote about "One Direction" I log on after like 3 days and get one notification from her telling me that that BIITCH of a teacher finnally quit ! I should start making quotes about that band

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NOT_TELLING
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 7:40pm UTC

click to see this quote

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lovesomuchithurts
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 3:42pm UTC

#STORY OF MY LIFE
Me: I'd make an awesome cat burglar.
Friend: You meand you'd steal cats?
Me: -.-
♥
nmf
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peachypink99
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 5:02pm UTC

I need advice!
My guy friend kissed me the other day and he has a girlfriend. I know if I tell her he'll lie. What should I do!?!?

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Littlebowbeep10
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 3:05pm UTC

In district 12, where the word tribute is pretty much synonymous with the word corpse, volunteers are all but extinct.

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XhorseyladyX
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 1:06pm UTC

I love how my middle finger gets an erection whenever I see you.

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petethedinsaur
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March 26, 2012 8:24pm UTC

There are three types of people. Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what the hell did happen.

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imtheluckyone
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 9:26pm UTC

I remember when i was little i called a She a He
and a He a She
My convo with this women when i was little:
Her:Hello pretty girl!
Me:Hello Man!
Her:im a she
Me:No!Your a He!
Her:She
Me:He
Her:She
Me:He
Me:HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUR A MANNNN YOU HAVE HAIR ON YOUR LEGSSSS

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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PurpleNinja_
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 7:57pm UTC

seriously in love with
Boyfriend by Justin Bieber.
i know this song is going to win awards.
this song will convert the haterz.
{i've already converted one myself.}
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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123shazaam
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 4:03pm UTC

kissing test♥
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and past this quote
4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

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yobroiloveyou
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 8:15pm UTC

a kiss is just a kiss
until you find the one you love
a hug is just hug
until you find the one you have been thinking of
a dream is just a dream
until it comes true
love is just a word
until i heard it from you

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Xx_Maddie_xX
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 1:59pm UTC

Tehee ....... IM FUNNY iloveyou<3

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whisperwitheyes
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 7:19pm UTC

If you don't like me call me & tell me why. If you don't have my number you don't know me enoughto hate me.

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soccerxgirlx97
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 8:36pm UTC

Last night I saw you in my dreams.
Now I can't wait to go to sleep.
♥

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