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1. Elli_unicornpuke
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   May 1, 2013 4:21am UTC
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2. Elli_unicornpuke
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   April 30, 2013 11:56am UTC
   This Quote has a Background
   
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3. Elli_unicornpuke
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   April 29, 2013 8:46am UTC
   ALONE♥
   My laptop can understand me!
   
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4. Elli_unicornpuke
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   April 28, 2013 12:59pm UTC
   Looking for a better way to get up out of bed
   Instead of getting on the internet and checking a new hit
   
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5. Elli_unicornpuke
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   April 24, 2013 12:29pm UTC
   You say Macklemore is a rapper...
   I say Macklemore
   is a genius!
   Just listen to
   "Otherside",
   "Same Love"
   or
   "Ten Thousend Hours"
   
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6. Elli_unicornpuke
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   April 24, 2013 12:19pm UTC
   "Never Again" - Says the mind.
   "Every time" - Says The longing.
   "Impossible" - Says the fact.
   "Try It" - Whisper the Dream
   
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7. Elli_unicornpuke
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   April 21, 2013 12:30pm UTC
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8. Elli_unicornpuke
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   March 30, 2013 4:05pm UTC
   I LOVE EATING
   AND HATE MOVEING
   ONE DAY I WILL ROLL OUT OF MY BED!
   
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9. Elli_unicornpuke
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   March 28, 2013 6:35am UTC
   CAKE
   isn't only what to eat.
   IT IS AN ATTITUDE!
   
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10. Elli_unicornpuke
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    March 28, 2013 6:24am UTC
    Every MORNING
    I say to me: "If I get up now, I must go to school
    IF I go to school I will meet HUMANS !
    IF I meet humans I WILL NEED TO SPEAK!
    BUT I WON'T SPEAK !!"
    ME: "MUM I'M SICK!!"
    
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11. Elli_unicornpuke
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    March 28, 2013 5:51am UTC
    Mental
    Abuse
    To
    Humans
    
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12. Elli_unicornpuke
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    March 28, 2013 5:22am UTC
    95% of the teens will cry, if Justin Bieber stands on the Empire-Stade-Building and say: "I WILL JUMP"
    I'm one of the 5% who, would eat popcorn and shout:
    "DO A BACKFLIP"
    
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