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EllenAlexis15002

1. EllenAlexis15002
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   April 13, 2012 11:26pm UTC
   Screw Prince Charming, his shining armor and his white horse. All I want is a good 'ol country boy in Wrangler's and Justin boots driving a jacked up Dodge [=
   
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2. EllenAlexis15002
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   April 13, 2012 11:20pm UTC
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3. EllenAlexis15002
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   April 13, 2012 11:12pm UTC
   You be my sunny day, I'll be your shade tree, You be my honeysuckle, I'll be your honey bee!
   -Blake Shelton
   
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4. EllenAlexis15002
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   April 13, 2012 11:08pm UTC
   When guys get jealous,
   It's actually kinda cute.
   When girls get jealous,
   World War III is about
   to start.
   
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5. EllenAlexis15002
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   April 13, 2012 10:53pm UTC
   Every Boy wish.
   I’m not a Prince but
   my Life-Partner
   should
   be a Princess.
   If not, I promise
   I’ll treat her like
   a PRINCESS. ♥
   
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6. EllenAlexis15002
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   April 13, 2012 10:47pm UTC
   Every Boy wish.
   I’m not a Prince but
   my Life-Partner
   should
   be a Princess.
   If not, I promise
   I’ll treat her like
   a PRINCESS. ♥
   
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7. EllenAlexis15002
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   April 13, 2012 10:33pm UTC
   Just gonna stand there and watch me roar,
   But thats alright because I'm a dinosaur(:
   
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8. EllenAlexis15002
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   April 13, 2012 6:31pm UTC
   Screw being a 1D fan.....I'm going for Tokio Hotel....Bill and Tom Kaulitz are going to be my future husbands:D
   
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9. EllenAlexis15002
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   April 11, 2012 5:26pm UTC
   Strange Reality :
   0ur Body Is Made Up Of
   Water..
   BUT
   Whenever It Hurts Blood
   Comes Out ..
   0ur Heart Is Full Of Blood
   Whenever It Hurts
   In the form water tears drip out
   
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10. EllenAlexis15002
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    April 11, 2012 5:11pm UTC
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11. EllenAlexis15002
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    April 11, 2012 12:32am UTC
    Since SpongeBob Squarpants lives in
    Bikini Bottom, and he's adsorbent....
    Doesn't that make him a tampon?
    
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12. EllenAlexis15002
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    April 11, 2012 12:29am UTC
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13. EllenAlexis15002
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    April 11, 2012 12:25am UTC
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,__
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ *_) . -♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-
    ,,,,, _,—-,_/,,/ , RAWR Means .
    ,,,,/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ , I Love You .
    _/…(…|.(…|) , In Dinosaur .
    /__.-|_|–|_|
    
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14. EllenAlexis15002
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    April 11, 2012 12:23am UTC
    my favorite kind of pain
    is in my stomach
    when my friends
    make me laugh
    to hard
    
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15. EllenAlexis15002
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    April 11, 2012 12:18am UTC
    BEAUTY ISNT MAKE-UP
    
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16. EllenAlexis15002
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    April 11, 2012 12:17am UTC
    SOMETIMES WHEN I SAY
    "I'M OKAY", I WANT
    SOMEONE TO LOOK ME
    IN THE EYES, HUG ME
    TIGHT AND SAY
    here are some 1D tickets.
    
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17. EllenAlexis15002
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    April 10, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    I only have two words for you..
    I’m done...
    After everything I’ve done for you, every chance that I gave you,
    And yet you still break my heart. But it’s over now.
    Finally I’ve realized that I don’t deserve this and honestly,
    You don’t deserve me.
    Yeah I still love you and I probably will for a long time,
    But I can’t stay here anymore. It hurts too much.
    
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18. EllenAlexis15002
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    April 10, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    A CUTE LOVE STORY:
    There was a little boy whose 1st love
    was a young girl in a picture which
    he found and picked from the street ..
    As time went by he got married,
    But still kept it.
    One day,his wife found it and asked,
    "Where did u get this?"
    The man said,
    "I kept that since I was a child,
    But why r U asking?"
    The girl replied,
    "I lost this picture when I was 7…" :)
    
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19. EllenAlexis15002
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    April 10, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    Uncompleted Love
    A Boy And A Girl Are Roaming In A Car Where Suddenly The Girl Passes A Letter To The Boy.
    Before Reading The Letter The Boy Says To The Girl: I Don’t Love You Anymore ..
    I’m Leaving You ..
    A Car That Was Coming From The Other Side With A High Speed Smashed Into Their Car.
    During That Incident The Girl Dies And The Boy Survives.
    After Couple Of Time The Boy Opens The Given Letter And Read It.
    His Tears Are Rolling Over The Letter ..
    In The Letter Was Written:
    My Love, The Day You Will Leave Me I Will DIE !
    
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20. EllenAlexis15002
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    April 10, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    A B C D E F G
    Gummy worms are chasing me.
    One is green, One is blue.
    One is going after you.
    Now Im really on the run,
    Cause the pink one has a gun. xD
    
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