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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2011 10:41am UTC
    REPOST THIS!
    On MAY 13.2011, write WITTY <3, on your hand and looks for other people who wrote the same thing on their hand. It would be awesome to meet someone else with a Witty Profiles account, seeing how we Wittians are a family, so do this! Repost and Fav. !! <3

  3. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2011 11:15am UTC
    the awkward moment when
    a sentence doesn't end up the way you think it octopus ... ♥

  4. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2011 11:31am UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  5. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2011 11:57am UTC
    The only boy,
    w h o d e s e r v e s y o u . . .
    is the one who thinks he doesn't .

  6. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2011 5:29pm UTC
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  7. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    Making up the excuse,
    that you "accidentally" dialed the wrong
    number
    just so you could talk to HIM

  8. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2011 7:09pm UTC
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  9. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2011 7:15pm UTC

    Summer
    2011
    -not mine

  10. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    Helloooooooooo :d
    just felt like saying it (=


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 1:18pm UTC
    True Story
    Mr. Calvin: *looks at Daniel* Mark, where'd you get that amazing essay from?
    Daniel: I don't know...
    Mr. Calvin: *still looking at Daniel* Mark, if you wrote that, then you have a great talent!
    Mark: Mr. Calvin, I'm Mark
    Mr. Calvin: *looks at Mark* Okay Daniel
    I love that teacher
    XD

  13. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    She♥
    was the girl every guy wanted,
    but she admired the guy known as the nerd.
    He♥
    was handsome and the guy known as the nerd,
    but he grew up to be rich and married to the girl every guy wanted.

  14. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 5:52pm UTC
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  15. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    ever wondered which hurt more:
    saying something and wishing you had not
    or
    saying nothing and wishing you had
    ?

  16. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap as you do, doesnt make you guys soulmates.

  17. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    Dear Windshield Wipers,
    Can't touch this.
    Sincerely,
    That Little Triangle

  18. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    Dear 6,
    Stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
    Sincerely, 7

  19. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    Dear Cutie,
    Your living room arrangement looks nice from the yard.
    Sincerely,
    Stalker

  20. looveeliifee looveeliifee
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    Dear Guy with Big Man Boobs,
    I think those belong to me...
    Sincerely,
    Jealous Girl

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