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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 10:19pm UTC

Big Bang Theory
Leonlard & Howard:
- people of the opposite gender think they're idiots
Raj:
- is physically unable to talk to people of the opposite gender
Sheldon:
- barely have any friends
- his friends are fed up with him
- when his girlfriend left him, he filled his room up with cats
I think it's time they get sign up for Witty.

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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 11:05pm UTC

Taylor Swift:
You Belong With Me:
"She wears highheels, I wear sneakers"
Apparently she's against highheels
Begin Again:
"He didn't like it when I wore high heels, but I do"
Well...
Not intended to insult anyone.

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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 10:57pm UTC

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Might wanna check that ad above again ;)
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Eli123qwe
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January 4, 2013 12:53am UTC

If you think you're ugly, fav this and know you're not alone.
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6395098 added by Eli123qwe to funny quotes on 03 Jan 2013 at 6:31pm
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Yup, that's right.
You're all beautiful.
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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 9:19pm UTC

Right now,
My 8 year old sister is
playing on her iPod
on the computer
online
texting on her iPhone
browsing on her iTouch
Carefully lining up
markers in a bowling
formation, and trying to
get a strike with a
ping-pong ball
See? They exist.
(she got a spare!)

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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 11:20pm UTC

I'm sorry, but seriously, what's:
- Ed Sheeran
- Drake and Josh
- Twinkies
please spare my life

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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 10:08pm UTC

(my friend owes me 3 bags of hot cheetos because I told her who i like)
me: TINA. YOU OWE ME THREE BAGS OF HOT CHEETOS!
annabel: why... IS IT BECAUSE YOU HAVE A SECRET?!?!
annabel: tell me! tell me! i bought many things!
annabel: *flails arms infront of my face*
annabel: WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?!?!?!?!?!
hazel: oh it's because elissa will tell tina something if she gives her ch-
me: --SHUT UP
hazel: k. fine.
annabel: ooooooooooooh let me guess... you...
me: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UPPPPPPPPPP!
tina: you don't wanna know, it's reeeeeeeeeal baaaaaad...
me: yes, you don't want to know
annabel: SO THEY ALL KNOW EXCEPT FOR ME??? *fake cries*
annabel: TELL ME!!! TELL ME!!!
tina: okay. so elissa--
me: --NO
tina: ...and it's right behind you...
*crush walks behind us, sees the four of us acting like lunatics*
me: NOOOOO! NOT BEHIND YOU!!! DON'T LOOK!!!
....my life...

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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 12:58am UTC

Credit: FaveFormats
hello
don't fav this quote. i just really like this format and i want to save it.
you get what i'm sayin'?
no? well then BRING IT ON BRO
it's as boring as hell here .-.
what's a twinkie?

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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 11:19pm UTC

Friend: OMG he asked me OUT OMG I think I'm gonna die I'm so happy!!!
Friend: OMG I GOT INTO SECTIONALS!!!
Friend: OMG I'm the best in the school for hurdles, 100 x 1 relay, 100 x 4 relay, and 100m!!!
Friend: OMG I just got ANOTHER 100% it's the third in the row!
Friend: OMG i look so pretty in those shoes! and those jeans! and this shirt! and this...
Friend: OMG would you look at that, another party invite!
Me: OMFG someone on Witty said my comment made her day!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! *faints*

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Eli123qwe
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December 10, 2012 11:10pm UTC

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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 6:36pm UTC

a year
12 monthes
52 .1775 weeks
365.242 days
8765.81 hours
525949 minutes
3.156e+7 seconds
3.156e+10 milliseconds
and I still haven't
accomplished anything
great.

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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
December 7, 2012 12:12am UTC

There's a HUGE difference between
thinking someone is CUTE
and
seriously liking someone
My friends need to learn the difference

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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 12:16am UTC

Are you truly unhappy about your life?
↙ ↘
Yes no
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Anything you can do about it? Don't complain
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Yes No
↙ ↘
Don't complain

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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 11:26pm UTC

Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and >>sit on the floor<<.
One fine d a y in the middle of the n i g h t,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Hooray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to stop those two dead boys.
He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.
He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
>>into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.
I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just a s k the blind man, he saw it too.
Credits to burstingbubbles

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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 11:30pm UTC

I want to hit you...
in the face...
with a shovel.

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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 11:54pm UTC

Think you're ugly? You can fav this.
Think you're decent? You can comment on this.
Think you're beautiful?
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Smile on ☺
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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 11:44pm UTC

Error 404
I'm awesome
Agree
Wear Crocs

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November 26, 2012 7:11pm UTC

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November 25, 2012 8:51pm UTC

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Eli123qwe
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November 22, 2012 3:19pm UTC

Directioners...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2ljSFPsuL0

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