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imperfect *
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July 31, 2013 7:56am UTC

Kiss me if I'm wrong,
but dinosaurs still exist right? ♥

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imperfect *
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 3:28am UTC

Voldemort is like a teenage girl.
He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores
and an obsession with a famous boy.

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imperfect *
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 4:11am UTC

Before watching a thriller: Oh yeah!Can't wait to see that!
During thriller : OMG! HE'S GONNA KILL HER! I CAN'T SEE THAT! YOU IDOT! DON'T GO THERE! DON'T.....AAAAA!!!!! SEE?NOW YOU'RE DEAD!
After thriller expectation: This was AWESOME!I love that part! Let's see it again!
Reality: Me: Dad,can you please check into bathroom for the killer before I get in?
And maybe I can sleep in your room tonight?

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imperfect *
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 12:39pm UTC

I really wish you could Google anything like,
"Where the hell is my phone?"
and it would be like,
"It's under your pillow you idiot ! "
☺

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imperfect *
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 4:51am UTC

Top 4 lies:
1) I'm fine
2)I don't like anyone
3)That was my last piece of gum.
4)I've read and agreed to the Terms & Conditions

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imperfect *
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 8:55am UTC

Me: I'm actually happy. ☺
Life: No,can't let that happen. Gonna throw
something bad in there.

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imperfect *
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 6:33am UTC

That annoying moment in a restaurant
when you get excited to see your food coming,
but the waitor drops it off another table.

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imperfect *
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 9:02am UTC

Do you know that awesome feeling,
when you finally understand math?
...
Me neither XD

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imperfect *
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 2:54am UTC

Something touches your leg in the sea
What do you think it is:
1. fish
2. seaweed
√. prehistoric poisonous jellyfish with 15 tentacles!

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imperfect *
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 3:16am UTC

Cleaning my room:
10% Cleaning
30% Complaining
60% Playing with the stuff I've found.

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imperfect *
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 9:52am UTC

When teachers are teaching new stuff and they're like:
"You should know this, you learned it 2 yars ago"
"Like seriously? I don't even remember what
happened last week!"

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imperfect *
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 6:21am UTC

Dear camera,
I hate the way you make me ugly.
Mirror is so nice to me.

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imperfect *
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 4:38pm UTC

Dear Math,
please grow up and solve your own problems,
I'm tired of solving them for you.

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imperfect *
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 3:53pm UTC

"SH*T,
i'm not ready for school."
-Me every day-

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imperfect *
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 4:27am UTC

You! Yes,you
The one reading this.
You are beautiful,talented,
amazing and simply the best
at being you.
Never forget that.
♥