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alexis_xoxox
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 7:28pm UTC

You're such a boring texter,
I can predict what you're going to say next -___-

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stomachfullofbutterflies
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 5:42pm UTC

Hey guys
Im not going to be writing my story anymore because I want my account to
be just a regualr witty account(:
thanks for reading tho guys(:

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stomachfullofbutterflies
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 1:44pm UTC

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lollypop398
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 9:39pm UTC

long but worth reading
dont judge people by the way they look.
you might not know this but they could have special needs.
people who cant hear dont know what its like to wispher to someone .
people who cant see dont understand the bueaty of the world and good chance never will.
peole who cant feel dont know what daily idems feel like.
people who cant taste wont ever get to say my favorite food is...
people who can't speak will never have someone they meet understand then.
but these people are strong
but we see them weak and we give pitty
those people are no diffrent then us but we see them as outcast.
<3

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its_okay_not_to_be_okay
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 10:42pm UTC

I forgive everyone that's bullied me.
Let me tell you something from the bible.
When Jesus was on the cross, the man on the crucifix next to him said,
"If you are the son of God, save us." The man taunted him and taunted him.
Do you know what Jesus did?
He looked up and said to God,
"Father, forgive this man, for he does not know what he is doing." ♥

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wittyness
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 10:36pm UTC

if your guy wants
breasts and legs,
send him to KFC
nmf

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XxcaliforniababexX
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 10:37pm UTC

My 5 year old sister,examining a hotdog, said to me:
"i call a guys 'part' the hotdog-
& mines the bun."
...i was absolutly speechless

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FeralCatOwner
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 10:39pm UTC

Your the first one to finish you test, but you don't want to be the fist one done, so you pretend to check it, and when someone gets up, you get up
Just me?

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Hk1234
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 10:39pm UTC

You text him, he doesn't back.
.......
He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

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iLovezyaahx
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 10:40pm UTC

Turning off the lights downstairs
and running upstairs so no one kills you.
format made by iLovezyaahx

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 10:41pm UTC

Anti-Pickup Lines #4
Boy: Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you.
Girl: No, I'm a human, whose walking away from you!
Format by RunawayRachel

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SportsQueen8
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 10:41pm UTC

Im So Addicted To Temple Run That....
I Play It Every Time Im Not With My Boyfriend....
Considering The Fact That I Don't Have A Boyfriend....
Means I Play It All The Time.

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 10:42pm UTC

Anti-Pickup Lines #5
Boy: Did you just fart because your blowin me away!
Girl: Yes, actually I did. Man, I should not have had eggs for breakfast..
Format by RunawayRachel

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