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August 14, 2012 10:39pm UTC

How the song goes: Funny when your dad how people start
listening
How my sister hears it: Funny When your dad how people start Listening

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shawty3211
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August 14, 2012 6:10pm UTC

Guys with shags :)
nuff said

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shawty3211
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August 14, 2012 5:27pm UTC

Peroids Suck :(

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shawty3211
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August 13, 2012 11:41pm UTC

Peroids Suck :(

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shawty3211
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August 3, 2012 11:01am UTC

yay todays my birthday! finally 15 years old :)

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shawty3211
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August 1, 2012 11:39am UTC

Im not rihanna, i dont love the way you lie!

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shawty3211
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July 27, 2012 5:36pm UTC

Omg i am a finalist to own my own row to see justin bieber live :) i soo happpyyy!

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shawty3211
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June 16, 2012 4:24pm UTC

Yolo- you only live once
Fish- F**k it Sh*t happens
Yolo-Fish

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May 16, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Dear G-G,
I love you And I will miss u with all my heart. You were taken from us today at 6:00 am this morning. You are in a better place right now and I hope your pain is finally gone. I know you didnt remember anyone because u had demensiha but even know I'm miles and miles from u I want u to know how much I love you. Im gonna miss you so much we had good times but now its time to let go and realize ur in a better place right now. RIP Marie Santolopo 5/16/12
Sorry bout spelling

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shawty3211
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May 4, 2012 11:14pm UTC

DILLIGAF Do I Look Like I Give A F**k!"What i feel like sometimes!!!"

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shawty3211
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April 4, 2012 11:18pm UTC

Black and Mexican jokes are all the same.
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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shawty3211
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March 30, 2012 11:48am UTC

The worst thing a guy a guy can do to a girl
is making her fall for him,
With no intensions of catching her.
NMQ

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shawty3211
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March 23, 2012 5:53pm UTC

In Kindergarten, spelling "Mississippi" made you a genius.

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shawty3211
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March 18, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Please Read
Today i was fishing and this special ed kid from my school came and talk to me.... idk y people make fun of the there pretty kool and they have big dreams like us.. this kid told me he wanted to be a famous rapper or producer.... he can play the drums and everything... this proves everyones the same slow or not
he has big dreams and i hope he becomes famous like if you agree
he asked me to come visit him some time and i told him i would .. because i wanna make his day

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shawty3211
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March 13, 2012 11:30pm UTC

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March 12, 2012 10:57pm UTC

Teacher: Why are you late to school?Me: Well you see, yesterday I woke up in the morning and i was feeling like Pditty. So i grabbed my glasses went out the door and decided i was gonna hit the city. But, before I left i brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack because when i left for the night i knew i wasn't coming back. After i got a pedicure on my toes, i tried on all my clothes. But then, some boys blew up my phone with dynamite!Teacher: Is that so?Me: Yes! I told you once! Now ill tell you twice! Some boys blew up my phone, with some dynamite! So i threw my hands up in the air a few times, saying "AYE! YO!", "YOU BLEW UP MY PHONE!" And i was like, im gonna take you aaaaaaaaaaaalll down. there wont be 1 last boy standing! Teacher: So then what happened?Me: I knocked them down like a G6! Like a G6! By now i was feeling so mad Like a G6! So i walked in to a bar to get my emotions out, and started popping bottles in the ice like a blizzard. But then the po po shut me down because i was trying to get a little bit tiiipppppsyyy and also i kicked those boys to the curb because they didn't look like mcjagger, and they blew up my phone with the dynamaite. And they let me out of juvinile at like 9. Thats why i was late to school.Teacher: I love the way you lie
nmq

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February 18, 2012 11:04pm UTC

Type your name: Heather
Type your name with your eyes closed: heather
Type your name with your elbow: hgeathgreddr
Type your name with your nose: hewsther
BASH YOUR HEAD INTO THE KEYBOARD: dthuyjit5fre3
Repost this but delete my answers :D

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February 9, 2012 9:57pm UTC

Does anybody else when u finish watchin a movie and they have there own website u never heard of,,,, u automaticaly wonder if its a real site then google it

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February 6, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Have You Ever
Have you ever lived my life?
Spent one minute in my shoes?
If you havent then tell me why
You judge me as you do.
Have you ever woken up in the morning
Wondering if this was your ;ast day on earth?
Have you ever left your house
Unsure you'd return?
have you ever seen your friend get shot
Outside his favorite store?
have you ever seen a friend die
From drugs he'd never used before?
Have you ever seen your mom get beat up
by your step dad messed up on booze?
have you ever had an unwanted pregnacy
Forcing you to choose?
Have you ever sat beneath the stars
Hoping god will hear?
Have you ever sseen your friend drive away
After way to many beers?
Have you ever had a friend
Experiment with weed?
Have you ever covered up guilt
By doing a good deed?
Have you ever considered suicide
As the only way?
Have you ever tried to hide your self
Behind the things you say?
Have you ever wanted to protect
Your friends and everyone in sight?
Have you ever felt such pain
That you cried your self to sleep at night?
Have you ever lived my life,
Spent one day in my shoes?
If you haven't, then tell me why
You judge me as you do.

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shawty3211
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February 5, 2012 9:03pm UTC

Fav for PatriotsComment for GiantsPatriots alll The Wayyyyy!!!!!

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