EggsandJakey

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Member Since: 27 Jul 2011 03:12pm

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my name's Jake and I'm 16. I'm single so you don't have to ask. My best friend showed me this website so don't jump to any conclusions about my sexual orientation. I'm straight.
hit me up?

EggsandJakey
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September 9, 2011 12:50am UTC

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September 9, 2011 12:39am UTC

for all of you who don't think a guy has ever cried over a girl, think again.
you know what I've spent the past hour doing?
crying into my best friend's chest because
a girl broke my heart.
-- Jake

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EggsandJakey
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September 9, 2011 12:27am UTC

I hate how you girls complain about us guys wanting you to be perfect while you sit there and complain about how we're not perfect enough for YOU.
hypocrite much?
--Jake

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August 21, 2011 12:20am UTC

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August 7, 2011 9:51pm UTC

I love it when my best friend falls asleep on me; she's so gorgeous when she's sleeping.
--Jake

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July 27, 2011 3:29pm UTC

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