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January 8, 2013 5:32pm UTC

Hey remember when Witty Profiles got in trouble for having bad words on it? It's happened again and I have 3 days to clean up the site. If your quotes have adult language, sexual language, swears, etc, please DELETE them. If the site isn't cleaned up within 3 days, advertising will be disabled and I won't be able to afford to keep Witty online anymore.
Saw this on Steves profile. Pease do what he says...

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January 2, 2013 12:18pm UTC

When you hover over the Witty logo,
a bright-rainbow-flashy thing well...
flashes...

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posted a quote
January 2, 2013 11:01am UTC

Anyone else confused with the new layout? BTW, I love the random format! button ;)

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December 21, 2012 6:13am UTC

Just surrvived the end of the world (uk time) #sofunny

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December 7, 2012 9:41am UTC

In physics :/ I HATE Physics....

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posted a quote
December 3, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Witty Profiles
Is ment to make profiles
Wittier.
Thus, the name.
So please,
Do you honestly thing that saying
Rate high to support cancer
Will make it go away?
Do you think saying
Rate high if you love the JONAS BROTHERS
Will make them rock any harder?
Do you think saying,
All my credit, no stealing,
Will keep someone from stealing it?
Do you think saying,
Rate High to support Michael Felps, or whatever
Will make him do any better in the Olympics?
And lastly,
Do you think people saying
RATE HIGH! blah blah blah
Will make any more profiles, say,
Wittier?
NO!
^^^ found this from the 2008 witty, looks like they had some problems then...

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November 24, 2012 4:08pm UTC

A short expalanation of Witty Profiles
its a website, for girls (and some boys) who worship cats and live on nutella. The people on the site also known as wittians, believe in the all-holy-site-creator-dinosaur steve. Many Wittians (such as myself) dislike 10/11 year olds on the site and believe they should not be on the site. We make quotes about life,love and laughter and think there should be a witty convention, a witty road trip and a wittian school. Most wittian constantly Fangirl ove one direction and Justin Beiber. One Direction infection once was a plague the conqured the top quotes pages and there were many antai directioners. Over time the directioners settled down and there was peace upon the wittian scociety. I DO NOT reccomend you go on the site or you may either be slightly freaked out about the amount of girls on the site or you will be instantly hooked and fail all your tests and become somebody who hisses at sunlight. If you do become someone who gets hooked and makes quotes 24/7 NEVER jock quotes without giving credit otherwise i personally will hunt u down and kill you. Also never call a girl on the site ugly as she is my witty sister and i will also hunt u down and kill you.

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posted a quote
November 22, 2012 11:42am UTC

What if this life is just a dream
And all our dreams were
Reality

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posted a quote
November 20, 2012 1:51pm UTC

Even when your sleeping keep your eyes open...
Like a shark <3

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posted a quote
November 20, 2012 1:41pm UTC

I can tell if a song on youtube is pitched by the first few notes...
anyone else?

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posted a quote
November 19, 2012 2:20pm UTC

If you hug my crush I immediently hate you.....

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posted a quote
November 16, 2012 11:43am UTC

When you find someone with the same name as you and your like;
"I AM THE ONE AND ONLY...."

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posted a quote
November 14, 2012 11:37am UTC

That moment when school blocks witty :(

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posted a quote
November 4, 2012 8:46am UTC

click to see this quote

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posted a quote
November 2, 2012 6:18am UTC

Why am I trying to keep you if you were never mine?

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posted a quote
November 2, 2012 6:09am UTC

When someone you love the most ignores you....
</3

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posted a quote
October 31, 2012 8:59am UTC

When we were together I was in a State of Grace. I found out your faveourite colour was Red. But our love was Treacherous and I knew you were trouble, All To well. I was 22 and I almost do listen to you. Then I said We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. Like ever. But In my head I wanted you to Stay Stay Stay. That was The Last Time I saw you. Where we broke up was Holy Ground and our story was Sad Beautiful Tragic. People said I was The Lucky One but now, Everything Has Changed and I look into the Starlight wanting to Begin Again...
mq

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October 12, 2012 1:12pm UTC

Hi witty :) My school is having a trip to Romania. We should be going to places for disadvantaged children and camping in the mountains. But I have to raise the money to go.
Do you think I should do it?

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posted a quote
October 4, 2012 6:32am UTC

on witty in school, REBEL! ;)

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posted a quote
October 2, 2012 12:16pm UTC

For the love of cats, please follow the rules
Good going steve.....

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