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  1. worldwidedreams worldwidedreams
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 5:56pm UTC
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  2. Missgjudgie Missgjudgie
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    Dude, He just called you chinese...
    Oh hello no, Hold my eyes open!-.-
    O.O
    Please don't take offence, it's a joke.
    This is not my quote!
    Fav and I'll post more.
    not my format
    Follow for a follow

  3. aaleinad76 aaleinad76
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 2:16pm UTC
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    Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive:
    "Look at this b*tch, eating those dam crackers like they own the place!”
     
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  4. Rubie117 Rubie117
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    Me: Don't double dip! Put the sauce on your plate!
    My brother: But we're related! We have like, the same spit or something...
    Me: Just...just no...

  5. LookingThroughMyHazelEyes LookingThroughMyHazelEyes
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    "only Lay's chips have that light, airy, crispiness",
    as stated in the Lay's potato chip commercial.
    Yeah maybe because 75% of the bag is air...
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. Because_I_Said_So Because_I_Said_So
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Parents: Your look so gourgous, your beautiful.
    Family: Surley you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling for you.
    Friends: OMG! Your sooooooo pretty!
    Boys: I've never seen this species of animal before.

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