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  1. ShoutingYourName ShoutingYourName
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    A boy's sleepy voice
    is seriously the sexiest shittt ever.

  2. x3wittyfades x3wittyfades
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    when you're home alone and
    someone knocks on your door;;
    10% say "who is it?"
    64% look through the peep hole.
    25% open the door
    1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
    fave if you're that 1% (;

  3. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    If you want to succeed, double your failure rate - Thomas J. Watson

  4. y0ungw1ldfr33 y0ungw1ldfr33
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    &Witty or tumbr...
    comment for witty, fave for tumblr.
    nmf - MissAnna

  5. daretobelieve daretobelieve
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    I will never be the same...
    without you ♥

  6. Kookiex11 Kookiex11
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    that sad moment when
    your pen goes ninja flying out of your hand across the room
    and youre too lazy to pick it up
    so your just like...it was nice knowing you:/

  7. sml2298 sml2298
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    i'm jealous of toilets...
    they just push a button, and all the crap is gone.

  8. blondieeex3 blondieeex3
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    i wish i was a student at hogwarts
    then, whenever i was sent to the headmasters office i could skip through the hallway singing
    "im off to see the wizard!"

  9. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 7:00pm UTC
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  10. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    Let's play a game
    keep scrolling.
    Pick a number.
    Any number.
    Do absolutely nothing with this number.
    and you should end up with the same number you started with.
    End of game.
    Format by XprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  11. kerishayex3 kerishayex3
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    the awkward moment when...
    you're texting in bed and you drop the phone on your face

  12. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 4:08pm UTC
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  13. ugofirst22 ugofirst22
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    Yo mama so ugly when she joined myspace everybody moved to
    Facebook.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. heathersnide heathersnide
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥-------------♥
    does it make me awkward
    whenever i drive-by people houses...i try to see what they're watching
    ♥-------------♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death. :)

  16. heathersnide heathersnide
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 6:46pm UTC
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  17. kreidlerr6 kreidlerr6
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    Honestly,
    you have more dick in your
    personality than in your pants.
    ..


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. xxanewbeginingxx xxanewbeginingxx
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    Can you be any more
    >>>>ANNOYING<<<<
    Challenge Accepted!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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