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  1. DreamyFoosie10 DreamyFoosie10
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 10:08am UTC
    Dear witty owner,
    Please stop telling me that I have to sign in to fave a quote,
    Yours sincerely,
    Mad person about to break her laptop :L

  2. DreamyFoosie10 DreamyFoosie10
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 8:50am UTC
    Closing the cupboard door before everything falls out ^_^

  3. DreamyFoosie10 DreamyFoosie10
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 9:10am UTC
    Make your own sentence.
    Step one, choose the month you were born.
    January- I hate
    February- I ran naked with
    March- I need
    April- I shot
    May- I fell in love with
    June- I kissed
    July- I pooped on
    August- I slept with
    September- I killed
    October- I went out with
    November- I shaved
    December- I left the country with
    Step two, choose the day you were born.
    1: a monkey
    2: a hooker
    3: vacuum cleaner
    4: your mom
    5: Barney the dinosaur
    6: your ex
    7: Santa Claus
    8: a dog
    9: your dad
    10: a condom
    11: a bowl of cereal
    12: Channing Tatum
    13: Justin Bieber
    14: a horse
    15: an old man
    16: a drug dealer
    17: a clown
    18: your grandma
    19: a bag of maggots
    20: Michael Jackson
    21: a drunk Mexican
    22: a rotten egg
    23: a piece of crap
    24: Taylor Lautner
    25: Lil Wayne
    26: a creepy doll
    27: George Bush
    28: a hobo
    29: Shane Dawson
    30: old socks
    31: no one
    Last step. Choose the color of the shirt your wearing right now.
    White- because thats who i am.
    Black- because im sexy.
    Pink- because my friends told me too.
    Red- because i was in the mood.
    Blue- because i hate my life.
    Yellow- because im awesome.
    Gray- because i smell bad.
    Green- because i love to.
    Orange- because im beautiful.
    Brown- because its fun
    Purple- because thats how i roll..
    No shirt- because i have perfect abs.
    Other- because im single.
    Now fav and comment your sentence!

  4. DreamyFoosie10 DreamyFoosie10
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 8:41am UTC
    If u can read this then ur a Ninja :)

  5. DreamyFoosie10 DreamyFoosie10
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 8:27am UTC
    Scarlett/TW/Single x]

  6. DreamyFoosie10 DreamyFoosie10
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    Saying "yes" just to shut them up :L

  7. DreamyFoosie10 DreamyFoosie10
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    Fave if u think homework is lame :L

  8. DreamyFoosie10 DreamyFoosie10
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    Those who anger you,
    Conquer you.

  9. DreamyFoosie10 DreamyFoosie10
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 7:55am UTC
    Fave if u love Nathan Sykes <3

  10. DreamyFoosie10 DreamyFoosie10
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 7:52am UTC
    kissing test<3 1.hold you breath 2.click add a quote 3.copy and past this quote 4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser...

  11. DreamyFoosie10 DreamyFoosie10
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 6:40am UTC
    "Shes better known for the things she does on the mattress"
    - Better than revenge, Taylor Swift.

  12. DreamyFoosie10 DreamyFoosie10
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    K O N Y 2 0 1 2
    please repost & sign your name
    so everyone knows!
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    msjitterbug98 MAKE KONY FAMOUS
    you_want_this_gurl (Madison) Make him famous!!!!!!!
    Danixoxomarie make kony famous!!!
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    Rainlove
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    DreamyFoosie10 (on here and on stardoll) :D

  13. DreamyFoosie10 DreamyFoosie10
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 10:18am UTC
    Me: You look like a million dollars!!
    Girl: Oh thank you! Your so...
    Me: All green and crinkly!!

  14. DreamyFoosie10 DreamyFoosie10
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 9:56am UTC
    That awkward moment when:
    Your trying to impress someone with ur dog, then they leave a muddy pawprint all over your new £70 dress.

  15. DreamyFoosie10 DreamyFoosie10
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:28am UTC
    Blondes are pretty
    Reds are smart
    Brunettes know how to steal a guys heart!!

  16. DreamyFoosie10 DreamyFoosie10
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 5:37am UTC
    Girl: Hey
    Boy: What?
    Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Boy: Ok?
    Girl: What do you mean "ok"?
    Boy: I don't like you like that...
    Girl: Why not?
    Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time...
    From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later god." Finally the girl got fed up.
    Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me!
    Boy: Do you really wanna know why?
    Girl: Yes!
    Boy: It's because you're uglier than ANYTHING! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty so can u just leave me alone!!?! GOD
    Girl: But... I...
    Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!
    The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings.
    Girl: Hello?
    Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours.
    Girl: Alright Mom.
    Mom: I love you.
    Girl: I love you too, Mom.
    Mom: Bye Bye.
    Girl: Bye
    The girl heads home and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror.
    Girl:im not pretty enough...
    She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do. 2 hours later, her Mom came home and heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door.
    Mom: Honey? Are you alright?
    She opened the door and was shocked at the site. The bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over to see what was inside and screamed. There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and wrists. Her Mom backed away and
    was going to run to call the police when something caught her eye. On the mirror, am I pretty enough now?

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