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rissa7373
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September 20, 2012 5:49pm UTC

Age 11: Worry about internet people finding me in real life.
Me now: Worry about people from real life finding me on the internet.

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rissa7373
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September 18, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Imagine if foods and people switched names
"Spaghetti, it's time for dinner."
"What are we having?"
"Margret."

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August 28, 2012 3:06pm UTC

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rissa7373
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July 3, 2012 1:13pm UTC

How scary would it be
if you were to lean back to stretch and a pez popped out of your neck?

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rissa7373
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June 27, 2012 1:05pm UTC

& after nine years
of being "just friends,"
I can finally refer to him as my boyfriend.♥

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rissa7373
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June 22, 2012 12:13pm UTC

It sucks, doesn't it?
||| F E E L I N G ||| L I K E ||| Y O U ' R E ||| A L W A Y S |||
Second choice.♥

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rissa7373
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June 15, 2012 12:12pm UTC

I hate how many times a day
That I have to remind myself
"I don't love him."

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rissa7373
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June 7, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Floorboard: Oh, you want to sneak out?
Floorboard: Let me play the song of my people.

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rissa7373
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June 3, 2012 8:17pm UTC

Secret
(noun)
Something you tell everybody to tell nobody.

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rissa7373
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June 3, 2012 8:07pm UTC

"Did you get braces?"
No, I just ate a transformer and forgot to floss.

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rissa7373
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June 3, 2012 6:55pm UTC

B e h i n d h e r s m i l e i s e v e r y t h i n g y o u ' l l n e v e r
UNDERSTAND.

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rissa7373
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April 27, 2012 6:20pm UTC

I love that super cute thing you do when you don't text me back for hours. Gah! Adorable.♥

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rissa7373
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April 28, 2012 6:53pm UTC

Dad: *yelling at the tv*
Me: You're yelling at the players like they're actually going to hear you.
Dad: You're in love with a boy that doesn't know you exist.
Me:
Dad:
Me: Don't talk to me.

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rissa7373
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April 29, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Falling in love is like jumping off a cliff.
Your mind tells you it's not a good idea,
But your heart says you can fly.♥

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rissa7373
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April 30, 2012 4:30pm UTC

Skinny friend: I wish I was skinny.
Smart friend: Oh my God, I only got a B+!
Athletic friend: I wish I could run.
Friend in a relationship: God, I HATE my boyfriend.
Popular friend: People always want to hang out with me.
Me: *Sitting here in the corner being a stupid, lazy, overweight, friendless loser.*
Me: Excuse me, while I jump off a cliff.

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rissa7373
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May 2, 2012 9:11pm UTC

Dramatic ten year old
Everything is falling apart! :,(
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Me Oh no, are you playing Jenga again?
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