Skinny friend: I
wish I was skinny.
Smart
friend: Oh
my God, I only got a B+!
Athletic friend: I
wish I could run.
Friend in a
relationship: God, I HATE my boyfriend.
Popular
friend:
People always want to
hang out with me.
Me:
*Sitting here in the
corner being a stupid, lazy, overweight, friendless
loser.*
Me:
Excuse me, while I
jump off a cliff.
PrettyXPrincess · 1 decade ago
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The first one :/