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August 25, 2010 11:17pm UTC

Sam: "Hey! What if we kidnap Howard and keep him tied up till after the show?!"
Carly: "Okay, what have I told you about kidnapping?"
Sam: "It's illegal and rude..."
Carly: "Good girl."
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DontStopBelieving
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August 25, 2010 11:10pm UTC

Mrs. Benson: "Why is the counter wet and sticky? Wet and sticky is very icky. Sticky and wet makes Mommy upset."
Spencer: "I don't know how to respond to that."
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August 25, 2010 11:07pm UTC

Spencer: ".... And I wrote down all your phone messages, which I organized into three piles: From Your Mother, Death Threats, and Death Threats From Your Mother."
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August 25, 2010 10:53pm UTC

Sam: "My mom keeps screaming at the cat to get a job..... yeah, I don't know."
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DontStopBelieving
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August 25, 2010 10:52pm UTC

Sam: "Crotchety..... it's funny cause it sounds wrong."
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DontStopBelieving
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August 25, 2010 10:49pm UTC

Carly: "You bought a taco from the truck that hit Freddie?!"
Sam: "Well, me starving's not gonna help him!"
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DontStopBelieving
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August 25, 2010 10:47pm UTC

Carly: "Gibby, what are you doing?!"
Gibby: "My thaaaaaang...."
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DontStopBelieving
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August 25, 2010 10:45pm UTC

Carly: "You're in trouble!"
Sam: "Who has urine trouble?"
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August 25, 2010 10:44pm UTC

Sam: "Gibby's way worse than a dead fish!"
Gibby: "My mom thinks I'm awesome!"
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August 25, 2010 10:43pm UTC

Sam: "Gibby's middle name is Freddie!"
Shannon: "Really?"
Gibby: "Well, it sorta is. It's close to Freddie."
Shannon: "Well, what is it?"
Gibby: "Cornelius."
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August 25, 2010 10:40pm UTC

Carly: "Gibby invented cheesecake!"
Gibby: "No I didn't!"
Carly: "Well, someone had to!"
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August 25, 2010 10:37pm UTC

Gibby: "Look, I'm not like Freddie. I don't know about tech stuff. I don't have a boyish cute smile. I'm allllll Gibby. You know what that means?
Carly: "Tell her what it means, Gibby!"
Gibby: "It means I like to dance.... with my shirt off!"
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August 25, 2010 6:10pm UTC

Carly: "Last year, you were sure Gibby was a mermaid!"
Sam: "He hates wearing shirts - coincidence?!"
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August 25, 2010 6:08pm UTC

Spencer: "Is Santa Claus here to tell me I'm ugly and have no friends?"
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August 25, 2010 6:07pm UTC

Gibby: "A couple years ago, I asked Sam to go to the Junior High dance... so she broke my thumb."
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August 25, 2010 5:57pm UTC

Spencer: "If you take your goldfish for a walk... leave it in the bowl."
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DontStopBelieving
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August 25, 2010 5:35pm UTC

Carly: "I thought you were Freddie!"
Sam: "If anyone else said that to me, I'd punch 'em in the mouth."
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August 25, 2010 5:32pm UTC

Carly: "You promised you'd stop drinking milk in the shower!"
Spencer: "Stop trying to change me!"
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August 25, 2010 5:28pm UTC

Carly: "Mornin', T-Bo."
T-Bo: "Uh uh! I'm your boss now. You gotta call me Mr. Bo."
Carly: "Mr. Bo?"
T-Bo: "Nah! I'm just pulling your peach!"
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August 25, 2010 5:24pm UTC

T-Bo: "Hey! Where are you going?!"
Carly: "To wash my hands before I start touching the fruit.
T-Bo: "What, is the queen comin'?!"
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