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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    It's pretty awful
    To judge someone
    On something they can't change...

  2. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Did anybody else
    know that the voice of Plankton is
    also Mr.Sikowitz from Victorious?

  3. shooting_stars shooting_stars
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Number of people that find me attractive:
    -1
    Number of people that find my best friend attractive:
    549342

  4. BeKaHlYnN BeKaHlYnN
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    What to do before I die.
    If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
    Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
    Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
    Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
    Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
    Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
    Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
    Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
    Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
    Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
    Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
    Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
    Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
    Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
    Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
    Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
    Find fat lady. Ask her to sing

  5. Ashlee_ Ashlee_
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    8 year old kids have an iPhone, an iPod, an iPad and a MacBook. When I was 8 I felt cool with my new markers.

  6. ForeverAlone69 ForeverAlone69
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    so today at walmart, I walked past this child, and she looked at me and said, " My, she looks some pretty!" . I felt like crying. It was so sweet of her to say that.

  7. kaylenmckenzie97 kaylenmckenzie97
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    i should have held on to my pride. i should have never let you lie. i guess you got what you deserve.
    i guess i should've been
    more like her♥

  8. Passion_For_1D2443 Passion_For_1D2443
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    Guess what guys? I had my first kiss today. ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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