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  1. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    i miss... now it's....
    ew boys have cooties...........................................................soandso have an X inch long D*ck
    you can't cut me, but you can back cut me ...............cutting means self harm
    She stole my crayon ........................................................... she stole my best friend and/or boyfriend
    he broke my pencil ..............................................................he broke my heart
    they forgot a snack for snack time..............................they forgot to use a condom
    she has a baby sister .........................................................she has a baby...

  2. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    DUDE.
    If a girl PUNCHES you,
    Then she LIKES you.

  3. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Shaving My Armpits
    ......
    Y.O.L.O.!
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus

  4. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 7:28pm UTC
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  5. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Lonely is in a relationship with Jeffy, Her Imaginary Friend
    ♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    nmf

  6. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    scarred for life...
    they made me watch stepbrothers
    lol it was hilarius

  7. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Wow
    best breakfast ever today with my best friend her brothers (one of which is Him) and their dad!
    lots of laughing sooooo hard
    we were at a restaurant and he got a job application to fill out
    (he's been looking all over for a job)
    and so i had to help him spell minimum allong with many other simple words
    hes a genius all right :P <3
    (also when we said down to eat his little brother rushed to sit by me and their dad was like "shouldn't Brandon sit there....?" lol if only i could tell what he says without Em translating)
    lol Best Breakfast Ever
    to bad he prob doesnt even realize i actually like him :P, oh well

  8. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    Everything is OKAY!
    And last night I fell even more in love x)
    as he sang disney sing-a-longs with his 7 yr. old little brother
    <3

  9. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 1:00am UTC
    I...
    ...I Can't Help But Love Him...

  10. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:43am UTC
    Blinky Blinky Blink <3
    I♥
    YOU,
    Beautiful
    (So amused by the blinky!!!! Bahaha! XD)
    Format inspired by Sandrasaurus

  11. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:27am UTC
    ... I Just Wanna
    ) H u g (
    Y o u ...

  12. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 11:28pm UTC
    me IMing ex-bestfriend /ex-boyfriend about how i think i'll never have a boyfriend
    him: (11:23 PM)
    don't worry, you will find someone
    Me: (11:23 PM)
    i found him allready, i just need to tie him up and stick him in my attic now
    Me: (11:24 PM)
    then he'll be aaaaaaaaaal miiiine

  13. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    You may say that I
    can do better than him
    or deserve better than him
    but as far as I'm concerned
    there is no such thing as
    "better than him"
    </3

  14. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    I already know i'm Ugly,
    but i don't need my
    BEST FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND
    to tell me so!
    i think the only real complement i've ever gotten from a guy is that he likes my a$$

  15. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    i know we arent dating or anything,
    ...but....
    when i see other girls flirting with him,
    i wanna smack them with a
    tuna
    ><>

  16. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 12:59am UTC
    bored ,so..
    10 favorites
    • Favorite Color: purple
    • Favorite Food: too many choices! i guess nutella on saltines
    • Favorite Singer: Jon Foreman or Mathew Theisson
    • Favorite Show: Doctor who!
    • Favorite Sport: Field Hockey
    • Favorite Season: Autumn
    • Favorite Day Of the Week: tuesday beacuse then i have wind ensemble after school with him
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: mint w/ cookies
    • Favorite Time of Day: doesnt matter to me
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: hungry
    • Current Taste: mint
    • Current Clothes: a tank top and sweat pants
    • Current Computer: i dunno, a crappy one.
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: Pink
    • Current Time: 12:49 pm
    • Current Surroundings: My bed room
    • Current Annoyance(s): same as always, N****e C******e
    • Current Thought: HIM
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: caitlin (xocaitlinxo243)
    • First crush this school year: teehee that was isaac
    • First Screen Name: oscar0803gj
    • First Pet: amy, she was a pirahna
    • First Piercing: ears when i was like 3
    • First Thing You Did Today: waking up?
    • First Thing You Ate Today: ummm... i cant remember
    • First School: wallenpaupack baby!
    7 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: umm... i dont remember
    • Last Car Ride: to the chinese buffet, that remins me the one above this is sushi
    • Last Text Message: "i'm a hippo, RAWR"
    • Last Movie Seen: disturbia
    • Last Item Bought: a belt, it's rainbowy
    • Last CD Played: friendly indians
    • Last Website You Were On: witty, duh
    6 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: he was at the time
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: i dont think so
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: Not yet ;)
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: yup! it was a tooth paste dispenser commercial!
    •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: yup! im a clutz (3
    • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: Yes
    5 Places You've Been To
    • 1. asbestos quebec
    • 2. buford georgia
    • 3. Scranton
    • 4. Honesdale PA
    • 5. Washington Dc
    4 Things
    • You're Wearing: a shirt, pants, underwear, one sock
    • You Did Last Night: coughed really hard
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: the clickety click of my key board
    • You Can't Live Without: friends, food, water
    3 People You Can Tell Anything To
    • 1. Emely
    • 2. AmberMae
    • 3. Reed
    2 Choices
    • 1. black or white: Black.
    • 2. hot or cold: Cold.
    1 Love
    • technically i love reed but i just... i gave up on him. we're just friends and i've got a thing for brandon<3

  17. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    When You Say
    "Whale"
    It sounds like you're saying
    "well"
    with a southern accent!

  18. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    I was with my best friend and her dad said "(insert spanish here)"
    and of course i said "what'd he say?"
    "oh," she replied, "he says you shouldn't like Brandon because he's stupid,"
    I love them XD

  19. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    So my best friend is Peruvian (There's a llama on the peruvian flag!!!)
    And they speak Spanish in her house
    But i know less than a dozen words
    So whenever i go over there i'm always saying
    "what'd you say?"
    "what'd he say?"
    "what'd Brandon just say?"
    And i allways end up getting really confused....

  20. Dolyn0803 Dolyn0803
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    So today i wore a dress to school and got tons of comments from my friends that are girls but the closest thing to a complement from a guy was my best friend's boyfriend whistling at me as a joke
    this is why i don't think I'm pretty

:)

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