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DolphinLover1116

1. DolphinLover1116
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2011 6:48am UTC
   Press play to begin the
   super awesome movie (the worst)
   ►
   Press play you piece of shiznit!
   
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2. DolphinLover1116
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   October 22, 2011 6:43am UTC
   Halloween :)
   SCARY | BLOOD | SCREAMS
   HAPPY HALLOWEEN! So, Halloween is coming like really soon! I'm so excited. I am being Tinkerbell and it is like supercute!! Ok so my favorite thing about Halloween is being with my friends and getting candy. I love this holiday! Oh, and dont forget to smile when that one guy who gives out candy is dressed as Michael Myers and scares the little kids!
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3. DolphinLover1116
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   October 22, 2011 6:34am UTC
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4. DolphinLover1116
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   October 22, 2011 6:30am UTC
   Hi Mommy! I am only 3/4 of an inch long, But I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat Is my favorite lullaby. Month Two. Mommy, Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me You could definitely tell that I am a baby. I’m not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three. You know what Mommy, I’m a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don’t like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, And I cry with you even though You can’t hear me. Month Four. Mommy, My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine But I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes And stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five. You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I’m not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what’s abortion? Month Six. I can hear that doctor again. I don’t like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can’t get away from it! Mommy! Help me! Month Seven. Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus’s arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn’t you want me, Mommy? Every abortion is just… One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
   
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5. DolphinLover1116
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   October 22, 2011 6:19am UTC
   Sometimes everything seems like crap. Then you see his face and everything is perfect.
   
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6. DolphinLover1116
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   October 21, 2011 8:02pm UTC
   That awkward moment when...
   He is together with you and says he loves you non-stop. Then he breaks your heart and calls you a slutty ho.
   
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7. DolphinLover1116
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   October 8, 2011 7:45pm UTC
   It seems as the world sucks...
   Then you see his face and everything is perfect!
   Fav. and comment if this has ever happened to you.
   
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8. DolphinLover1116
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   October 8, 2011 6:31pm UTC
   That awkward moment when...
   You're hiding something from your mom. She takes a guess and you start yelling and thats when you realize, you just gave it away.
   
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9. DolphinLover1116
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   October 8, 2011 6:28pm UTC
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10. DolphinLover1116
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    October 8, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    This week I found out :
    i was dropped in a fire as a baby.
    Thats why I'm so damn hot♥
    
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11. DolphinLover1116
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    October 8, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    You're at the mall. Just looking at bras. Then some random guy stares at you with the creepiest look and then you realize, you took a extra large bra by mistake.
    
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12. DolphinLover1116
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    October 8, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    I keep thinking about :
    He held my hand for the first time today! I feel oh so special!
    
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13. DolphinLover1116
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    October 8, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    Live, Laugh, Love And Smile For All The Right Reasons.
    Fav. if you agree.
    
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14. DolphinLover1116
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    October 8, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    He sits right next to you with his hand open making you think that he wants to hold your hand and when you go to hold it he yells, "Yo what the f*ck are you doin?"
    
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