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  1. lilchola805 lilchola805
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    At age 8, your dad buys you ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
    At 9, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never practicing.
    At 10, he drove you all day, from soccer to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car & never looking back.
    At 11, he took you & your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
    At 12, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by not listening.
    At 13, he suggested a haircut. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
    At 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by never writing him.
    At 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by ignoring him.
    At 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by sneaking out with it.
    At 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on it all night.
    At 18, he cried at your graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying.
    At 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus & carried your bags. You thanked him by saying bye outside the dorm so you wouldn’t get embarrassed.
    At 25, he helped to pay for your wedding,& told you how much he loved you. You thanked him by moving far away.
    At 50, he fell ill & needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their kids.
    & one day, he quietly died. & everything bad you did came down on YOUR HEART.
    If you love your dad, favorite.

  2. JustCantLiveALie JustCantLiveALie
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 4:44pm UTC
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    This is the girl at school. She is always smiling and happy. She has a bubbly personality.
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    This is the girl who breaks down every single night because she can't take it anymore.
    Wanna know a secret? They're the same girl.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Why should I like you
    anymore?
    You have a whole lot of other girls wanting to be with you,
    so why should I try and make myself stand out to you?
    I mean, sure, you’re cute, you’re funny, you’re sweet, etc.,
    but what did you do for me?
    You just told me all these compliments
    you probably tell every girl you talk to.
    I didn’t want to be that girl that you’d go to
    if the other girls weren’t available
    or didn’t want to talk to you.
    I just don’t to be your second option,
    I honestly don’t.

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    she is sad
    she is hurt
    she is dying
    she is alone
    she is lonley
    she is a mess
    she is judged
    she is suicidal
    she is stressed
    she is confused
    she is depressed
    she is misunderstood
    she is tired but still living
    she is hurt but won't show it
    she is screaming but is silent
    she is in pain but smiling
    she is me
    (OneDirection)

  5. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    I don't know the key to success,
    but I could tell you the key to failure
    is trying to please everyone.
    - Ed Sheeran

  6. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 7:41am UTC
    *Hears a noise at night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me, I had a good life.
    *Tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated, why did this happen to me.
    *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now, how am I ever going to see my
    first born child.
    *Police walk past*: Here I go, about to get arrested, I probably murdered someone.
    *Heart is beating fast*: I think I'm having a heart attack, is this what cardiac arrest is?
    *Taking a test*: Don't take your eys off this paper, you will get caught cheating then get kicked out of school and amount to nothing.


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  8. XxLovesickilyxX XxLovesickilyxX
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    Dear shaving Commercials,
    Stop shaving hairless legs.
    If you really want to impress us,
    Shave a Gorilla.


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  10. XxLovesickilyxX XxLovesickilyxX
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:50am UTC
    Dear Boys,
    When a girl says ''I'm cold'', your not supposed to say
    "Me too."
    Sincerely,
    Gimmie your hoddie and hold me close.

  11. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    Things I wish were real:
    1. Krabby Patties
    2. Jimmy Neutron's inventions
    3. Phineas and Ferb's never ending summer
    4. Timmy Turner's Goldfish
    5. Hogwarts
    6. A school like PCA from Zoey 101
    7. Pokemon battles

  12. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 10:53am UTC
    *listening to the new bridgit mendler song on tv*
    Her: I like your face do you like my song?
    Me: she must be a wittian too, with that horrible flirting...

  13. Imperfectly_Perfect Imperfectly_Perfect
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 1:27pm UTC
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  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Feelings
    When you start to develop feelings for someone,
    you have no absolute control over it.
    So you can’t control who you fall for.
    And when you fall for someone,
    you feel every single emotion.
    You feel happiness, sadness, excitement, disappointment,
    love, hatred, heartbreak, and so much more.
    When you start to fall in love with someone
    you have to ask yourself,
    'Is this person really worth it?'
    Worth all the emotion.
    Worth the risk of heartbreak.
    Worth everything.

  15. starfhish starfhish
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    How is it wrong;
    to be seen in an underwear ..
    but okay;
    to be seen in a bikini?!

  16. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    If stress burned calories,
    I'd be a super model


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  18. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    10 year old me: omg i can't wait to be a teenager,ill go out to parties and have fun and wear cool clothes and skip school and party all night and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life, omg i can't wait.!
    me now: *spills cereal on pet*
    t u m b l r

  19. PsychoFactzzz PsychoFactzzz
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    Psycho Fact
    People who are really close, particularly best friends, have the odd ability to communicate through facial expressions.
    psychofactz.com
    nmf

  20. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    little girl, fourteen, flipping through a magazine
    says she wants to look that way
    but her hair isn't straight, her body isn't fake, and
    she's always felt overweight <<<
    well, little girl, fourteen, i wish that you could see
    that beauty is within your heart
    and you were made with such care ♥
    your skin, your body, and your hair
    are perfect just the way they are

:)

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