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Diver

1. Diver
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2012 12:14am UTC
   click click click click
   floor creaks from out in the hall
   Hide phone under pillow
   Mom walks into room
   Mom:what u doin
   Me: Nothin
   Mom: Ok
   Me: Goodnight
   Mom: Goodnight
   click click click click
   
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2. Diver
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2012 11:55pm UTC
   You: Hi
   Me:Hi
   You:what u doin
   Me: Nm Hbu?
   You:Nm
   AWKWARD SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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3. Diver
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2012 11:50pm UTC
   Even though a person doesn't like you, it doesn't mean that the world is over. It just means that a new world is starting.
   
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4. Diver
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   June 15, 2012 9:00am UTC
   people are awsome, oh, wait it's just me
   
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5. Diver
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   June 15, 2012 8:57am UTC
   freshy fresh fresh
   
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6. Diver
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2012 8:55am UTC
   i suck at writing quotes
   
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7. Diver
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   June 15, 2012 8:53am UTC
   You know what they say about boys with big feet!!!
   
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8. Diver
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   June 1, 2012 7:02pm UTC
   Boys: Hahahahahahaha
   Girls: lol
   Boys: Minecraft
   Girls: disney.com
   Boys:laugh when people barf
   girls: say ew when people barf
   
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9. Diver
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 2:29pm UTC
   When boys flip their hair stop thinking that the think they are cool, because their just getting the hair out of their eyes.
   
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10. Diver
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    If you see someone you hate and they are doings something you love to but better.
    Kill them!!!!
    
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11. Diver
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    If you lose a saxiphone and you need to go to jazz band, DON'T GO TO JAZZ BAND!!!
    
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12. Diver
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    when people say you suck it just means theyh are jealous
    - Adam
    
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13. Diver
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    June 1, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    Is this the real life?
    Is this just fantasy?
    
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