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Tell me you love me,
and I'll be yours forever ♥

I love slasher movies; they're just my thing.
I drink too much coffee and laugh too loud.
I say the right things at the wrong times.
I'm reckless;I'm careless.
I'm laughy;I'm happy.
You only have one life so why wait until it's too late?
I have absolutely no regrets. I have mistakes but no regrets.
My friends > E V E R Y T H I N G

I'm Kailey(:
I'm 16 years o l d.
.P r a c t i c e w h a t y o u p r e a c h,
"Expect Anything from Anyone;
The Devil was Once an Angel."
-Drake

DisastrousPurgatory
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 10:33pm UTC

KONY2012
MAKE HIM KNOWN
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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DisastrousPurgatory
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 9:57pm UTC

You know why Shrek is the best fairytale? Because in some fairytales, the princes and princesses are perfect. But, in Shrek, it teaches us that imperfect people can still have their own happy endings. ♥

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posted a quote
February 11, 2012 1:19pm UTC

I like You okay? i feel like there's something missing in my hart..
I think it's an E.

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DisastrousPurgatory
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 6:03pm UTC

Girls are like crayons.
The slutty ones are the simple colors like red and blue, and are used/passed around the most.
The truely beautiful ones are the
white crayons, which contain
every color, but they don't see themselves as beautiful because no one ever wants them,
They just have to wait until someone comes along who is smart enough to use a black piece of paper.

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posted a quote
February 3, 2012 5:50pm UTC

You look exactly like my 4th girlfriend..
Oh? How many girlfriends have you had?
Three.

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DisastrousPurgatory
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 5:47pm UTC

Dear Teachers,
If i sit next to my best friend, i wil whisper to her.
if you move me away,
I will scream to her.
your choice.

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posted a quote
January 30, 2012 6:24pm UTC

.
Beautiful
fatty
amazing
ugly
perfect
stupid
skinny
a waste
who to believe?

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DisastrousPurgatory
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 9:19pm UTC

Judging someone doesn't define who they are; it defines who YOU are.

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posted a quote
January 21, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Expect anything from anyone;
the devil was once an angel.
-Drake

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posted a quote
January 19, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Movies and Books
gives me an unrealistic expectations in men.

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DisastrousPurgatory
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 11:26pm UTC

Boycotting Google,
If it shuts Witty down.♥

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DisastrousPurgatory
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Suicide
isn't cowardly.
I'll tell you what's cowardly,
Treating people so badly, that they want to
end their lives

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DisastrousPurgatory
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 4:36pm UTC

Talk behind my back?
Take some advice,
click your heels twice&say i wish i had a life.

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DisastrousPurgatory
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 12:54pm UTC

HACKED!!!
by : L o v e r 9 7
you know you love you favorite cousin(:
Format by Sandrasaurus

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DisastrousPurgatory
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 4:38pm UTC

don't you hate
those nights that you just lay there and think?
Think about things that will never happen,
things you wish never happened,
or things that happened, but won't ever again?
Yeah, it sucks.
♥

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DisastrousPurgatory
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 9:06pm UTC

Waterproof phones
would be a great invention.

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posted a quote
November 19, 2011 8:14pm UTC

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DisastrousPurgatory
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 4:26pm UTC

Dear Life,
When i said 'this day could not get any worse' It was a rhetorical question.
Not a Challenge.

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DisastrousPurgatory
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 9:07pm UTC

Before you go to sleep tonight
let go of everyone who doesn't belong in your life, there's no need to bring them into your tomorrow.♥

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DisastrousPurgatory
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 8:38pm UTC

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That awkward moment when
Your toothpaste does a suicide jump
off your toothbrush.
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