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DinoLexi

Status: First Day of Fall <3

Member Since: 27 Dec 2011 06:14pm

Last Seen: 14 Oct 2012 12:26am

Location: Bay Area Bittcchhh!

Gender: F

user id: 256105

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Lexi Stypayhoralikson.



 Hiya ^u^ I'm the one and only Lexi Marie Parker.
I live in sunny California.
The world was blessed with me on June 26.
Lucy and Blair are the best people in the world ♥ I love those mofos.
I love One Drection! Any Directionaters out there? Fuck One Direction? Gladly.
I also like Ellie Goulding, Cher Lloyd, The Wanted, Ed Sheeran, Ariana Granda, Katy Perry, and Karmin.
Me and Blair have to longest phone calls ever. One time we were on the phone for 7 hours!
I'm Vietnamese and proud  to be ♥ Asian fist bump anyone?
HUNGER GAMES. TEAM PEETA.
Anyway I also love Hello Kitty, Sanrio, Domo, KPop, pandas, bunnies, anndd yeah all that jazz.
Jenna Marbles is a freaking LEGEND.
I don't like Directionators, 1D Haters, and red bell peppers.
Give me some candy and I'll love you forever O.o
If you want to know anything else about me you are officially a stalker...
Bye byeezz! ♥


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oh hayyy. this would be miss tomlinson hacking lexi.
uhm yeah lexi is my best friend, i've known her since like a long time.
basically, if you mess with her, i'll fuck up your face.
me and lexi like to have 5 hour phone calls.
SHE LOVES ME NOT YOU OK.
lexi is like asdfghjkl kay kay.
so... i love you like a lot.
kaii bye.
~Blair :3

 

 

  1. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Happy Birthday
    Cher Lloyd

  2. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 2:58am UTC
    S W A G
    Something we Asians got

  3. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    Cher Lloyd
    Is going to be on
    America's got Talent tonight

  4. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Pole Dancers = Confused Firemen

  5. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    ………………¸·*¨¯¨*·.
    ………………`·-·*…..).·*¨¯¨*·¸
    …………………..¸,.·´……*·-·´
    ..·*¨¯¯¨*·¸…….*´¯ "Some women choose to follow men,
    .`·-·* and some women choose to follow their dreams"
    (………..`·.,¸_¸,.· -Lady Gaga
    .`·-·*

  6. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    "If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty."
    - Marilyn Monroe
    format credit to OneDirection

  7. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 2:33am UTC
    Me: Okay so lets see the new Beta Witty
    Beta Witty:
    Me:
    Beta Witty:
    Me:
    Beta Witty:
    Me: dafuq

  8. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 1:40am UTC
    Girls are like crayons.
    We're all the same and are used the same way but we all have different personalities. Some are colorful and outgoing and some are dull and shy. But then we're just used by people who don't even think twice about it. We're used until we're all worn out and then we're just tossed out like a piece of trash. Well we don't want to be treated like crayons. We want to be treated like women and with respect because we deserve it. ❤

  9. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    Smile &
    let everyone know that TODAY,
    you're a lot stronger than you were yesterday
    -Drake

  10. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    T r y t h i s i t r e a l l y w o r k s !
    1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes
    2. Die

  11. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyBHnpfPc68&feature=BFa&list=ULKTcCHBXdmc4
    You'll thank me later. ♥

  12. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    What? Me? A stalker? Naww... btw you left your Tv on this morning but don't worry, i went in and turned it off ♥

  13. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    When I'm on the phone with Blair
    half the time we don't even talk
    we just go on witty and listen to music

  14. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    That girl needs a high-five
    in the face
    with a baseball bat

  15. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    Friday, March 23, 2012 ♥

  16. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 4:25am UTC
    Girl in my Science Class
    "Oh my god! It's getting bigger!"
    That's what she said...
    ;)

  17. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    I just started reading
    The Hunger Games <3

  18. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    If you have 35+... you're spoiled! :3
    [] own car
    [x] cell phone
    [] own phone line
    [ ] bf/gf
    [X] own bathroom
    [x] own room
    [x] 2 or more story house
    [] built-in pool
    []guest house
    ] game room
    [] tv in your room
    [] Double (queen) Bed
    [] more than 20 pairs of shoes
    [] 10+ things from a designer store
    [x] good grades
    [ ] Dior sunglasses
    [] louis vuitton purse
    [x] iPod
    [] XBOX
    [] PS2
    [] mp3 player
    5 Total.
    [] Mercedes Benz
    [ ]BMW
    [] basketball hoop
    [] air hockey table
    [ ] pool table
    [] ping pong table
    [ ] trampoline
    [] live ON a lake or pond
    [] own a pair of skiis
    [] own a snowboard
    [] has a boat
    [ ] has a jet ski
    [ ] has a beach house/ cabin
    0 Total
    [ ] only child
    [] stereo system in bedroom
    [] DVD player in bedroom
    [] 100+ dvd's
    [ ]gets $50+ for allowance each month
    [x] goes shopping every month...or every week
    [X] shops at abercrombie
    [] goes snowboarding/ skiing every weekend
    ] makeup
    [x] cologne/perfume
    [] AIM
    [] MSN
    []Yahoo
    []5+ trophies
    []own digital camera
    []walk-in closet
    3 Total.
    [] electric scooter
    [] dirt bike
    [] 4X4 truck
    [] guitar/drums
    [] hammock
    [] been on a cruise
    [] traveled out of the country
    [] weight set/ workout set in house
    [] personal fit trainer
    [] expensive jewerly
    [] met a celeb
    [x] straightener/ curling iron
    [x] gts hair done/nails/spas
    [ ] on/was on a Varsity team for the school
    [ ] own batting cage
    [x] 100+ in wallet/ purse right now
    [x] own savings account
    [x]1+ BEST friends
    [] been to the carribean
    [] been to europe.
    [ ] been to hawaii
    [] been to NY
    5 Total.
    [] shopped in seattle
    [] eaten at the space needle in seattle
    [] been on the eiffel tower in paris
    [] been on the statue of liberty in NY
    [] been on the honor roll for 2+ years
    [] went on a trip for sweet sixteen birthday
    [] lives on a private property
    [] license
    [] moved 3+ times
    []sports car
    [] hot tub
    [] pet(s)
    [] ranch ( I have ranch dressing...)
    [ ] verizon
    [ ] cingular
    []Sprint
    [x] virgin mobile / other
    [] been to 5+ states in the US.
    [x] dont have a job.
    2 Total.
    [ ] 100+ buddies on messenger
    [x] alarm clock
    [x] home-cooked meal almost everyday
    [] eat-out almost everyday
    [] been in a limo
    [x] own camcorder
    [x] own laptop
    [] own desktop
    4 Total.
    19 Overall Total
    You spoiled?
    [] yes
    [x] no

  19. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 7:33pm UTC
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    Me: Ugghh! It's so windy!
    Boy: I know
    Me: It's messing up my hair!
    Boy: So?
    Me: ...SO?!
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  20. DinoLexi DinoLexi
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    One Direction Songs...
    How can girls reject alll 5 of them?

:)

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