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Dianeluvs1Direction

1. Dianeluvs1Direction
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   April 11, 2012 8:03pm UTC
   Okay.
   You know my name,
   not what I've done.
   You heard my story,
   not what I've been through
   
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2. Dianeluvs1Direction
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   April 11, 2012 5:19pm UTC
   A smile
   is the best make-up a girl can wear :)
   
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3. Dianeluvs1Direction
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   April 11, 2012 4:32pm UTC
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4. Dianeluvs1Direction
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   April 11, 2012 4:22pm UTC
   Does this ever happen to you?
   Phone rings...
   .
   .
   Runs for phone , jumps over sofa, runs a marathon, swims the Atlantic Ocean, pushes mom out of the way, grabs phone.
   .
   .
   Sorry... wrong number
   -_-
   
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5. Dianeluvs1Direction
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   April 11, 2012 4:15pm UTC
   Don't worry about the people who
   talk behind your back.
   It just means your a step ahead
   of them.
   ♥
   
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6. Dianeluvs1Direction
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   April 11, 2012 4:10pm UTC
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7. Dianeluvs1Direction
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   April 11, 2012 4:02pm UTC
   Believe in
   yourself.
   ♥
   
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8. Dianeluvs1Direction
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   April 10, 2012 2:15pm UTC
   Dear Cupid,
   Next time..
   Hit us both.
   </3
   
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9. Dianeluvs1Direction
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   April 10, 2012 2:08pm UTC
   Giving someone a second chance is like giving them an
   extra bullet for their gun because they missed you the
   first time.
   ♥
   
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10. Dianeluvs1Direction
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    April 10, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Teacher: Why are you chewing gum in class?!
    Me: Chill. It's gum. Not cocaine.
    
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11. Dianeluvs1Direction
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    April 10, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
    But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit
    ♥
    
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12. Dianeluvs1Direction
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    April 10, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    She's broken because
    she believed.
    ♥
    
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13. Dianeluvs1Direction
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    April 10, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    Stranger: Hey you're blocking the view!
    Me: B*TCH I AM the view.
    
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14. Dianeluvs1Direction
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    April 10, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    I WASNT THAT DRUNK YESTERDAY
    Dude, U put your iphone in the blender to make apple juice...
    
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15. Dianeluvs1Direction
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    April 10, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    WHAT IM GONNA DO LATER IN MY LIFE!
    ♥
    Me: can you sign this Liam?
    Liam: sure . .
    Me: thanks
    Liam: is that a . .
    Me: a marriage contract. :D
    Liam: but...
    me: too late
    
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