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DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy

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  1. DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    if i said i want your body now
    would you hold it against me?♥

  2. DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    its funny how julesbrass started 'dating' 'jamesbrass' the day she got a witty.. can you say FAKE.?

  3. DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    -Grab your Phone.
    -Who's the last person you called?
    Garrett.<333
    -Who was your last missed call from?
    Garrett.<333
    -Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
    Daveeee.
    -Who's the third person who comes up under E?
    Erica
    -Who was your last received call from?
    Garrett.<333
    -How many messages are currently in your inbox?
    over 200.
    -What do you have as your background?
    my baby brother.<3
    -Who's the 5th message in your inbox from?
    Garrett.<333
    -Who's the first person who comes up under B?
    Becky.
    -How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
    1
    -Who was your last message from?
    Garrett.<333
    -Who is the first name in your phone book?
    Aaron.
    -Who is the last person in your phonebook?
    Zack.
    -Who's the 5th person under A?
    Alex.
    -Who is the ninth person on your missed call list?
    Garrett.<333
    -What does the 6th message on your outbox say?
    copier much.?(:
    -What does the first message in your inbox say?
    Guess what im doing.(:

  4. DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 11:33am UTC
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  5. DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 11:11am UTC
    Grab your Phone.
    kay..
    What kind is your phone?
    samsung intensity/:
    who is the first person to come up under the letter M?
    Malachi.
    Whos the last person you called?
    garrett hunter.<3333
    Who was your last missed call from?
    garrett hunter.<333
    Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
    Daveee.
    Whos the third person who comes up under J?
    Jamesss.
    How many messages are currently in your inbox?
    tooo manyyy.
    What do you have as your background?
    me and my bestfriends.<3
    Whos the 5th message in your inbox from?
    jimmmy.
    Whos the first person who comes up under B?
    Brandooonnn.
    How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
    2
    Who was your last message from
    jimmmy.
    Who is the first name in your phone book
    Aaronn.
    Who is the last person in your phonebook?
    Zack.
    Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
    Mommm.
    Jimmmy.
    k dizzle fo shizzle.
    garrett hunterrr.<333
    chelseaaaa.
    johnnn.
    faceboook.
    Whos the 5th person under A?
    Aliciaa.
    Who is the ninth person on your missed call list?
    garrett hunterrr.<333
    What does the 6th message on your outbox say?
    you never asked.
    What is the sweetest message in your inbox?
    i lovee youu.-garrett hunterr.<33

  6. DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    apostrophe- a comma that got high
    ///////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

  7. DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    dear smart water,
    is there a minimum intelligence level required to drink this.?
    sincerely, i cant open the lid.
    im too lazy to make it pretty.. do whatever with it.

  8. DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    dear older brother,
    when i asked "how far" you went on your date, i meant the LOCATION...
    sincerely, scared for life
    yyyytooyoo lazy to m

  9. DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    what kind of bees make milk?
    BOO-BEES!

  10. DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    so, i guess we're all
    supposed to 'die' on
    saturday...
    thats my birthday .
    fml.

  11. DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 4:23pm UTC
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    School work will be put off until every single quote
    on the top quotes list is read.
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    You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your
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    Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3
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  12. DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    I like how in the Lion King..
    the darkest lion is the murderer. Way to go Disney.
    -not mine

  13. DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    i've always wanted
    a guy to cry over his mistake in a relationship.
    just me.?

  14. DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 3:57pm UTC
    the best make-up
    remover.?
    {crying}

  15. DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    a pencil has an eraser,
    because everyone makes mistakes;
    [even if we dont see it] ♥ .

  16. DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 5:48pm UTC
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  17. DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 5:29pm UTC
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  18. DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    of course im
    talking to myself;
    who else can
    i trust.?

  19. DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy DiStAnCe_Is_ThE_kEy
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    [it breaks your heart]
    when people you know;become people you knew;
    when you can walk right past someone as if
    they were never a H U G E part of your life
    you used to be able to talk for hours on the phone
    &+ now you cant even loom at each other in the friggin eye
    it completely breaks your heart to know good things change;
    and theres nothing
    that you can do

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