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Desaray
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January 4, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Sneaking on Witty in the middle of the class, and the teacher being like "Are you paying attention Desaray?" *looks up* "Obviously, i'm a wonderful student..." Wish they'd catch my sarcasm.

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Desaray
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January 4, 2012 8:24am UTC

Be Truthful.
In my mind (like wishing) I'm...
Beginning- a new life & me
Cussing @- my haters
Murdering- the old me
Kissing- my mothers a**
Hugging- teddy bears
Being jealous of- no one</3
Breaking- hearts
Bombing- everyone that hurt me
Saving- the needy
Winning- winning all that iv'e lost
Ending- all the back stabbing
nmf<3

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Desaray
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December 20, 2011 2:35pm UTC

Witty Girls Get This In Your Head;
Witty Is For Quotes, Not Your Own Personal eHarmony.....

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Desaray
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December 18, 2011 6:30pm UTC

Wanna surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife....

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Desaray
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December 18, 2011 6:23pm UTC

The awkward moment when your Grandparents are drunk....

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Desaray
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December 18, 2011 6:20pm UTC

I named my Ipod Titanic, so when it says 'Syncing Titanic' and I click cancel; I can feel like a hero.(;

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Desaray
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December 18, 2011 12:43pm UTC

Fav this and i'll follow you.(:

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Desaray
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December 16, 2011 8:51pm UTC

I use sarcasm instead of punching you in the face, don't push your luck.

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December 15, 2011 2:28pm UTC

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December 15, 2011 10:29am UTC

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Desaray
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December 14, 2011 11:20pm UTC

All I want for Christmas is you........
To get hit by a bus, thrown off a cliff, and eaten by a shark.
Yeah, that'd be a great Christmas.

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December 14, 2011 11:08pm UTC

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Desaray
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December 14, 2011 11:05pm UTC

I want the; DAMN! you guys are still together; type of relationship :[

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Desaray
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December 14, 2011 4:09pm UTC

Sorry.....I'm not Rihanna, I don't love the way you lie. </3

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Desaray
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December 13, 2011 2:46pm UTC

When your teacher gets up in your face about how you didn't put your best effort into something and they think you'll just take it.
OH. HELL. NO.

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Desaray
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December 13, 2011 2:34pm UTC

Person: Oh hey, are you okay?
Me: NO. My legs just backwards because I wanted to try a new way of walking!

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Desaray
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December 12, 2011 1:12am UTC

My 4 year old cousin asked me what SMD ment yesterday.....wanna hear my creative response?
Santa Molests Dogs >.>
[Now she's terrified of him.]

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Desaray
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December 7, 2011 8:27am UTC

I hate when I'm singing a song in the car and someone changes the station. :/ I'm like "Seriously b*tch, I was on a roll*

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November 11, 2011 5:30pm UTC

Like if this maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸de you wipe your screen.

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Desaray
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November 3, 2011 8:23pm UTC

The people in 1910 probably thought in 2011
we would have flying cars and robots
... but no.
So far, all we've come up with is
backwards robes and
rubber bands shaped like animals
....WTF

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