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Derp123

1. Derp123
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2013 4:25pm UTC
   I Love Food.
   
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2. Derp123
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2013 5:29am UTC
   Pegasus`s are better than unicorns, its like
   asking do you want a horse with a horn, or a
   FLYING horse with a horn.
   YOU WANT A FLYING HORSE WITH A HORN! - C.D quote
   
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3. Derp123
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   February 24, 2013 5:20am UTC
   2 single ladies in my area you say? Yesterday it was 4 D:
   
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4. Derp123
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   February 24, 2013 4:35am UTC
   School Days: Honey get up for schoooll.
   Me: *Sleeping*
   Honey now i wont ask again get up for school
   Me: *Sleeping*
   GET UP FOR SCHOOL OR YOU`RE GOING TO BE LATE!
   Me: *getting up as fast as i can*
   Weekends: Morning honey what time did you get up at?
   Me: 6:30 .a.m.
   XD
   
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5. Derp123
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2013 4:24am UTC
   Don`t come onto Witty if you`re just going to comment bad things on people quotes. Witty is a place to run a away to from all bad things, not to run into bad things <3
   
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6. Derp123
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2013 4:30pm UTC
   .R.I.P. Nanna
   You`re probally cleaning heaven if i know you :) xxx
   
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7. Derp123
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2013 4:26pm UTC
   That awkwartd moment
   when you make a joke that
   your dad would make and
   everyone`s just like, No -.-
   
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8. Derp123
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2013 4:21pm UTC
   Dont express yourself in a bad way on you or others. Express yourself on Witty! :DDD
   
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9. Derp123
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   February 23, 2013 4:16pm UTC
   The people who hate are usually the people who are hated. So dont listen to them because they`re just listening to their haters.
   
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10. Derp123
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    Hipsters are usually posers........ derp! :P
    
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11. Derp123
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    Notice how taylor gets to say what she wants about those poor guys in her songs but nobody helps THEM make a come-back album!?!
    
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12. Derp123
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    Everybody wants:
    *a gay best friend*
    
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13. Derp123
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    If i`m ...walking with you along the path and i see niall horan i would push you onto the road and let you be squashed by a car while i run up and jump on him -.- But you should be glad you were lucky enough to be the one there with me! :D
    
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