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1. Demi_
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2011 7:20pm UTC
   GAME OF INTELLIGENCE ;
   There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
   The lawyer first asked,
   "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
   Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked,
   "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
   Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
   The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
   Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
   
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2. Demi_
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2011 7:12pm UTC
   Friendship is like peeing on yourself.
   everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth it brings.
   
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3. Demi_
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2011 7:07pm UTC
   Hey, I'm depression medication.
   you might have suicidal thoughts, vomiting, intence cramps, and maybe even cancer...BUT,
   I assure you, I will help your depression.
   
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4. Demi_
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2011 2:32pm UTC
   You know what's sad? Loving someone wholeheartedly and not even crossing their mind.
   All you feel is your heart breaking. Your your hands shaking. Your belief weakening. Your smile fading. Your world falling.
   You know what hurts? Seeing him love her the way you want him to love you.
   All you hear is your heartbreaking. Your teeth clinching. Your tears hitting the floor. Your tissue box falling.
   You know what's stupid? Seeing girls like this.
   All I know is that you don't deserve this. He's one boy. One stupid boy.
   
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5. Demi_
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2011 2:00pm UTC
   I love how people complain about certain quotes being on Top Quotes and then comment on them.
   If you haven't noticed, commenting on them does the same thing as if you faved it.
   Just saying.
   
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6. Demi_
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2011 1:53pm UTC
   Hey, I have a very serious question & u
   have to be honest...
   Uhm, ...okay ;/
   Do you know the muffin man?!
   I hate you -.-
   nmf/nmq
   
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7. Demi_
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2011 8:45pm UTC
   i dont know why its called
   heartbreak...
   my heart is broken, my smile is broken, and
   everything feels wrong.
   
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8. Demi_
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2011 8:43pm UTC
   it's been months
   and for some reason i just cant get over us...
   
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