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DefectiveMasochist

1. DefectiveMasochist
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   August 26, 2010 9:44am UTC
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2. DefectiveMasochist
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   August 26, 2010 9:42am UTC
   Life Lessons #34
   Beat The 5'o'Clock Rush,
   leave work at noon
   
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3. DefectiveMasochist
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   August 26, 2010 9:39am UTC
   Life Lessons #33
   Boycott Shampoo!
   Demand the REAL poo!
   
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4. DefectiveMasochist
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   August 26, 2010 9:37am UTC
   Life Lessons #32
   Your Shin:
   a device for finding furniture in the dark
   Yeah, I'm kicking off some more life lessons =]
   
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5. DefectiveMasochist
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   August 14, 2010 5:20am UTC
   My friend almost convinced me that I was crazy
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   I was hallucinating?
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   when I kept seeing a bat while we were working.
   Next she'll tell me
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   the voices aren't real
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   Read between the lines.
   
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6. DefectiveMasochist
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   August 14, 2010 5:07am UTC
   Seriously, where have all the good girls gone?
   No, I don't mean prissy and christian, I mean fun, loving, always there, caring, sensitive, honest, loyal...
   Probably doesn't help that all of those girls are straight and taken. And not interested in someone like me.
   
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7. DefectiveMasochist
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   August 14, 2010 4:50am UTC
   Only I can change the end
   of the movie in my head.
   There's no time for misery,
   I won't feel sorry for me...
   I'm ALIVE
   ♫♪
   I'm ALIVE! - BECCA
   
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8. DefectiveMasochist
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   August 14, 2010 4:45am UTC
   Witty just treated me like a fool when I 'signed' in;
   "You're already signed in, silly"
   Well, I feel sheepish now...
   
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9. DefectiveMasochist
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   August 14, 2010 4:32am UTC
   You're Gorgeous,
   I'd do anything for you... ♫♪
   
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10. DefectiveMasochist
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    August 14, 2010 4:23am UTC
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11. DefectiveMasochist
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    August 14, 2010 4:18am UTC
    This is the best burrito that I've ever eaten...
    Yum yum yum.
    -Parry Gripp
    
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12. DefectiveMasochist
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    August 14, 2010 4:17am UTC
    This is the best burrito that I've ever eaten...
    Yum yum yum.
    -Parry Gripp
    
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13. DefectiveMasochist
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    August 14, 2010 4:09am UTC
    Success
    is being happy with what you are
    
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14. DefectiveMasochist
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    June 14, 2010 5:14pm UTC
    “If arson is not the answer... then I just don’t understand the question.”
    
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15. DefectiveMasochist
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    June 14, 2010 5:01pm UTC
    Two seconds ago I was not thinking about French fries, but it has quickly become my one and only desire...
    
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16. DefectiveMasochist
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    June 14, 2010 4:51pm UTC
    It was all I could do not to laugh when the clowns ran...
    
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17. DefectiveMasochist
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    June 14, 2010 4:46pm UTC
    Somehow they’d gotten the impression that I was rabid.
    Possibly because I’d stripped to the waist and written the letters
    ‘R-A-B-I-D’
    on my bare chest in custard.
    
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18. DefectiveMasochist
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    June 14, 2010 4:37pm UTC
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19. DefectiveMasochist
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    June 14, 2010 4:32pm UTC
    When you’re out among random people, strangers stare at you sideways,
    Maybe they back away when they see you coming and,
    Even though it’s impossible,
    You know that,
    Somehow they know what filthy thing you did.
    They know.
    
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20. DefectiveMasochist
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    June 14, 2010 4:19pm UTC
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