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I_Love_You_SNM
posted a quote
June 13, 2011 12:46pm UTC

i hope there comes a day
when;
cancer is just a zodiac sign.
♥

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bananax17
posted a quote
June 13, 2011 5:47pm UTC

When words fail,
music speaks.
notmyformat

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MyHomiesBeKrunk
posted a quote
June 13, 2011 4:32pm UTC

W e l i v e in a w o r l d bui l t o n p r o m i ses,
» constructed by liars. ♥ted

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brwneydgrl96
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 9:28pm UTC

During a test;
people look up for inspiration,
down in desperation,
and left and right for information.

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Staybeautiful143
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 1:46pm UTC

Hand Sanitizer
helps you discover new cuts you never knew you had

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Hazel_Eyes_09
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 9:45pm UTC

Broccoli: "I look like a tree!"
Walnut: "I look like a brain, I'm so smart!"
Mushroom: " I look like an umbrella!"
Banana: "can we please change the subject?"

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divaballerina01
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 10:21pm UTC

funny questions:
- why is it called a "drive through" if yu have to stop?
- why is an alarm clock going "off" whn it actually turns on?
- how come yu press harder on the remote whn yu know the batteries are dead?
- why do banks leave the door wide open, but the pens chained to the counter?
- where in the nusery rhyme does it say that humpty dumpty is an egg?
- why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
- whn cheese gets its picture taken, wht does it say?
- why do we say "heads up", whn we actually duck?
- why isnt the number 11 pronounced onety one?

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emily_xoxox
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 10:48pm UTC

"You are what you eat.." Y
That's strange I don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today..
nmf/nmq

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xjaseyrae
posted a quote
May 9, 2011 6:37pm UTC

I will only stop loving you the very moment a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless man walk on water...
♥
-not my format♥

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LoveinaTrap22
posted a quote
April 20, 2011 9:05am UTC

Listen to her secrets
Call her first
Lable her as yours,
Understand her feelings,
tell her she's gorgeous.♥
write her a song...
never imagine life without her.
kiss her in the rain.
hold her hand all the time//
[give her love letters.]
be her escape.
give her hugs and kisses.
show her off to your friends.
treat her like a star.
tell her she's amazing.
dream about her.
say she has the key to your heart.
watch her walk home so she's safe.
kiss her on the forehead.
tell her she's right.
stay together forever and let love last. ♥
Credit to xoallisonn98

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princessx652
posted a quote
April 18, 2011 12:08am UTC

Dear Phone,
I drop you. I say I hate you. I throw you. I loose you. I forget about you but the truth I cant live without you.(:
♥

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EmmaleeeGrace
posted a quote
April 18, 2011 5:03am UTC

its ironic that in
life , the person that brings out the best in you and the one that makes you feel stronger
is actually your weakness.

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sweetiepie4u01
posted a quote
April 16, 2011 6:42pm UTC

they say that good things
take time, but really great
things happen in the
blink of an eye♥
format to: xosoccerchic10xo

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xxPeAcExxLoVexx
posted a quote
April 16, 2011 2:53pm UTC

I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.
- Eminem

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livlafluv95
posted a quote
March 27, 2011 7:54pm UTC

a girl's laughter is much more
cheerful
than a boy's,
but a boy's tear is much more meaningful
than a girl's.
♥

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

-------------------------
The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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ahmess
posted a quote
April 5, 2011 11:29pm UTC

I Hate It When People Ask
1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
*hope yah likeeee!!(:

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xoxoEngalndxoxo
posted a quote
March 31, 2011 12:44pm UTC

Teacher: If you had one dollar and asked your dad for one dollar, how much money would you have in total?
Student: One dollar.
Teacher: You dont know your maths.
Student: YOU DONT KNOW MY DAD!

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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
March 31, 2011 12:32pm UTC

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life
it goes on♥

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