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DearSincerely

DearSincerely
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August 7, 2011 10:12am UTC
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Dear Automatic toilet flusher,
I'M NOT DONE YET STOP FLUSHING!
Sincerely, unfinished buisness
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DearSincerely
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August 7, 2011 9:56am UTC
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Dear Sleep,
I am sorry I hated you when I was a little kid! I was too immature to understand true love. I savor every moment with you. Forgive me?
Sincerely, A Sleepy Teenager ♥
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DearSincerely
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August 7, 2011 6:09am UTC
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Dear Harry Potter,
How come it takes you seven freaking books to catch Voldemort, but it only takes Scooby twenty five minutes?
Sincerely, The World ♥
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DearSincerely
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August 7, 2011 6:01am UTC
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Dear Voldemort
Yo momma is so fat,
her patronus is a cake.
Sincerely, Harry
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