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mariahhhx3
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June 19, 2012 11:39am UTC

Dear 11:11,
You owe me ten boyfriends, meeting Josh Hutcherson, straight teeth and a million dollars. And I don't accept coupons.
Thanks, bye.
♥

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kaayx
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June 19, 2012 11:40am UTC

Fave This

and ill write a truth is on your wall and follow you ♥

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softballchica79
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June 11, 2012 2:11pm UTC

Harry: ok there's something we need to find. something hidden here in the castle. and it may help us defeat you know who
Neville: right what is it?
Harry: We don't know
Neville: Where is it?
Harry: We don't know that either. I realize it's not much to go on
Seamus: That's nothing to go on.
Oh Seamus.

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swedishfishy
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 1:37am UTC

Face it...
We all want to be a Kleinfeld Bride

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notawhore
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June 18, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Fake friends- never ask for food.
Real friends- are the reason you have NO food.
fake friends- call your parents mr./mrs.
Real friends- Call your parents Mom/Dad.
fake friends- have never seen you cry.
Real friends- Cry with you.
Fake friends- Borrow your stuff for a day then give it back.
Real friends- borrow your stuff for so long, they forget its yours.
Fake friends- Know about you.
Real friends- could write a book about you.
Fake friends- Would knock on your front door.
Real friends- would walk right in and yell "im home".
Fake friends- will help you up when you fall over.
Real friends- will jump right on top of you and yell "DOG PILE!".
Fake friends- say 'I love you' in a joking manner.
Real friends- say 'I love you' and mean it.
Fake friends- are around for a while.
Real friends- are for life.
Fake friends- will read this.
Real friends- will steal this..
<3

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 8:56pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
when Phineas and Ferb never go to school
because "it's summer"
BUT THERE'S A CHRISTMAS EPISODE.
MQ.MF

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 7:28pm UTC

99% of my socks are single
and you don't see them crying about it.

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hermione23katniss
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June 15, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Teacher: What is something you need that you can't see or feel?
Person: air.
Me: wifi.

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candyluster87
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June 15, 2012 4:43pm UTC

You are not a photographer…..You just have an overpriced camera.

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