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1. DearBlankPleaseBlank_
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 11:26pm UTC
   Your forever is all that I need.
   
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2. DearBlankPleaseBlank_
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   July 10, 2012 6:23pm UTC
   Dear Justin Timberlake;
   .Sorry you cannot bring 'sexy' back without the proof of purchase
   Sincerely; Wal-mart.
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3. DearBlankPleaseBlank_
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   July 10, 2012 6:20pm UTC
   Dear People Who Complain About Our Generation;
   Remember who raised us.
   Sincerely; Kids.
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4. DearBlankPleaseBlank_
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   July 10, 2012 6:18pm UTC
   Dear People of the world;
   I don't mean to sound sl*tty, but please use me whenever you want.
   Sincerely; Propper grammar.
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5. DearBlankPleaseBlank_
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   July 10, 2012 6:15pm UTC
   Dear Taylor Swift;
   PIf it is of any interest to you Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
   Sincerely; Shakespheare
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6. DearBlankPleaseBlank_
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   July 10, 2012 6:11pm UTC
   Dear MapQuest;
   Please add an "avoid ghetto" option
   Sincerely; Scared for my life.
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7. DearBlankPleaseBlank_
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   July 10, 2012 6:09pm UTC
   Dear Cat;
   Sorry for hoisting you up in the air when 'The Circle Of Life' comes on.
   Sincerely; A Lion King enthusiast.
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8. DearBlankPleaseBlank_
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   July 9, 2012 9:08pm UTC
   Dear Men;
   CThe first jockstrap was in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. It took 100 years for you to realize you brain is just as important.
   Sincerely; Oh that's why you need me to make your sandwhich.
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9. DearBlankPleaseBlank_
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   July 9, 2012 9:06pm UTC
   Dear Windshield Wipers;
   Can't touch this
   Sincerely; That little triangle.
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10. DearBlankPleaseBlank_
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    Dear Mouth;
    You suck.
    Sincerely; Straw.
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