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DeadButStillLiving

1. DeadButStillLiving
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 5:40pm UTC
   Once upon a time
   w e f e l l a p a r t
   You're holding in your hands
   the two halves of my heart
   
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2. DeadButStillLiving
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 4:59pm UTC
   Popular Girl: *trips*
   Everyone: OH, MY GOSH! SHE FELL! CALL THE AMBULANCE! GET THE AMBUALNCE! Sweetie, I'm so sorry the Lord has put this terrible burden on you! You'll be fine soon, okay? WHERE'S THE F*CKING AMBUALNCE?!
   Me: *breaks ankle*
   Principal:
   Teacher:
   Student:
   Pencil:
   Peanut:
   Jesus:
   Tupac:
   Me: Gee, thanks for the sympathy.
   
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3. DeadButStillLiving
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 4:32pm UTC
   Don't tell me I've changed
   When in reality,
   I just stopped dealing with you.
   
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4. DeadButStillLiving
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 4:23pm UTC
   Haha, you assume I give a f*ck.
   That's so cute!
   
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5. DeadButStillLiving
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 4:15pm UTC
   I don't hate you.
   I'm just saying that if you died,
   I WOULD DJ AT YOUR FUNERAL
   
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6. DeadButStillLiving
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   June 1, 2012 4:06pm UTC
   How normal people flirt: Hey, what's up?
   Me: Your face. That's attractive.
   
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7. DeadButStillLiving
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 4:01pm UTC
   She has scars?
   You would too if you knew what she was going through.
   She's anorexic?
   You would be too if you were called "fat" everyday.
   She's loud?
   She's invisible at home, and she just wants to be heard.
   She's a geek?
   She just wants to go far to help her poverty-ridden family.
   She's ugly?
   Tell me, what's your definition of beautiful?
   Don't know her story?
   Don't judge.
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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