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DawnRaven
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June 30, 2014 6:05pm UTC

Dad: Why are you always 'not feeling well'??
Me: I reserve the right, as a woman, to feel unwell for an entire week, once per month.
Brother: Well then so do I!
Me: *facepalm*

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DawnRaven
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June 24, 2014 4:10pm UTC

I just watched the first two minutes of an episode of Honey Boo Boo.
My brain is begging for mercy.

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DawnRaven
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June 22, 2014 9:46pm UTC

Love me lie for me.
♥ Live for me die for me. ~~~

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DawnRaven
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June 13, 2014 8:47pm UTC

So normal ants aren't annoying enough, there has to be ants with wings too.
God has an interesting sense of humor.

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DawnRaven
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June 12, 2014 11:04pm UTC

Me: I bought a bada$$ cloak.
Friend: Wow. When and where are you going to wear that thing??
Me: Always and everywhere.

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DawnRaven
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June 12, 2014 10:10pm UTC

Imma marry a rich guy so I can be this happy little white girl with all kinds of bling.

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DawnRaven
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June 10, 2014 10:31pm UTC

How do cannibals like... not eat each other?

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DawnRaven
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June 9, 2014 2:02pm UTC

Everyday for the past week I have dressed in all black, head to toe (even when it's hot) and taken my big black dog out for a walk. In my town, when someone sees something like that, they run and hide in their houses. My parents used to be frightened of letting me go out on my own, but even rapists and murders are scared of the devil and her hellhound.

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DawnRaven
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June 4, 2014 11:11pm UTC

I just got done watching Twilight. I swore I'd never watch something so stupid, but I decided that I wanted to see it before I judged it, because I used to swear that Harry potter was terrible before I watched it, and now it's my obsession. And I must say, Twilight is as bad as I thought it would be, and ten times worse. Renesmee is the most beautiful child I have ever seen, and that is THEE only good thing I have to say about the series. The rest is barbaric, absolutely barbaric. How can any of you possibly claim to enjoy such absolute vile, cruel and vicious evil? People being torn limb-from-limb, burned and vicously tortured? How can any of you claim to enjoy seeing something that totally and completely disgusting? You barbarians.
Get your heads checked for brain famine.

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DawnRaven
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June 4, 2014 6:27pm UTC

WTF, why is the baby on twilight CGI? Why didn't they just use a real baby, omg. *facepalm*

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DawnRaven
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May 27, 2014 7:32pm UTC

My dad told me that he
JUST NOW
noticed how dark my hair is.
W......T.......F

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DawnRaven
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May 27, 2014 7:04pm UTC

I'm smarter
and
MORE OBSERVANT
than I let on to be.
IT'S SAFER THAT WAY

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DawnRaven
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May 27, 2014 6:00pm UTC

Next time
I'll break him
Before he breaks me

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DawnRaven
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May 23, 2014 12:14am UTC

Spencer Hastings has like.... NO boobs.
Just sayin'.

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DawnRaven
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May 21, 2014 5:19pm UTC

Rosewood - Where everyone's on their period.

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DawnRaven
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May 18, 2014 4:05pm UTC

I major at turning away cute guys when we talk
because I'm scared they're going to say
"I've been messing with your feelings this whole time"

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DawnRaven
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May 18, 2014 2:42pm UTC

Pretty Little Liars - Every new character is creepy and an automatic suspect.

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DawnRaven
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May 18, 2014 1:39am UTC

Please don't hurt me.

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DawnRaven
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May 5, 2014 8:06pm UTC

I stayed up until six AM last night
Got up at seven-thirty.
I got an hour and a half of sleep.
An hour if you count the thirty minutes I lay awake before I fell asleep.

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DawnRaven
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May 3, 2014 6:56am UTC

Google translate app: Do you want to translate this page?
Me: Nope. I don't need English translated.
Google translate app: Well how 'bout I just do it for ya anyway!

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