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Darin

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Member Since: 16 Oct 2010 04:50pm

Last Seen: 14 Sep 2011 07:53pm

user id: 128981

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  1. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 11:22am UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    If Rebecca Black wins an award,
    Kanye, you know what to do

  2. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    "Dude, She Just Called You Alcoholic!" "Oh,Hell No! Hold My... Haha Just Kidding, Don't Touch My VODKA'

  3. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 1:25pm UTC
    MyHeartAint
    A Toy
    So Stop Playing With It!

  4. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    There Are Quotes That Make You Wanna..
    Laugh...
    Cry...
    And Just Full You Punch The Person Who Made It In The Face!

  5. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    .~Today My Crush~.
    Walked Up To Me And Hugged Me..
    I Asked "What Do You Want"
    He Says..
    "You.."
    c

  6. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    What Would I Be Without My Best Friends....
    Probably Normal

  7. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 10:16am UTC
    Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World -FaceBook

  8. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2010 11:16am UTC
    Dont You Realize, I still Love You...
    And It Kills Me Inside To See You With her......

  9. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 5:29pm UTC
    -
    "It's because I'm
    BLACK, isn't it?!"
    "Umm... you're white..."
    "So now it's because
    I'm WHITE?!?!"

  10. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 3:13pm UTC
    Dear Mr.Spider,
    Unless You Play Me Rent...
    You May Not Live In My House.

  11. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 9:00am UTC
    That one
    inside joke
    that never
    gets old :)

  12. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 5:43pm UTC
    Their Aint A Cure In The World
    But Got Plenty Of Beer...

  13. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 4:48pm UTC
    I Dont Hate You Cuz Your Fat...
    Your Fat Because I Hate You!

  14. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 7:49pm UTC
    Im Bored...(Walks
    To Kitchen)

  15. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 3:18pm UTC
    I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face.
    ❤✿❤

  16. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2010 5:46pm UTC
    Try This:
    While Sitting, Make Clockwise Circles With Your Right Foot. While Doing This, Draw The Number "6"
    In The Air With Your Right Hand!
    Your Foot Will Change Direction!
    " MIND BLOWN"

  17. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 6:11pm UTC
    I tried
    To glue
    Back the
    Peices Of
    My heart
    That you
    Have broken!
    But There
    Wasnt
    Enough
    Glue In
    The world!!

  18. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 8:41am UTC
    Friendship
    A true friend,
    is someone who you trust.
    A true friend,
    is someone whos known as your 1 plus.
    They know you like the back of their hand,
    and they love you more than the world.
    Their the people who stand by your side,
    even if your mind is swirled.
    They know that your not perfect,
    they except you for who you are.
    And they would burst into tears,
    if you were ever hit by a car.
    A true friend is someone like you,
    someone who makes me feel bright.
    A true friend is one exactly like you,
    one who didn't even notice the title isn't spelled right.
    A real friend is most deffinelty you,
    one who just looked at the title..
    And realized that isnt true.
    And now i know that your truly a good friend,
    because now i know on your face theres a smile.
    And your just smiling even bigger now because..
    if we ever grow apart..I know for sure we will somehow meet again..
    And its going to be in a grocery isle.
    My best Friend IEatPieAllDayandNight Made this for me!! MADE MY DAY!

  19. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 8:38am UTC
    I love You ♥

  20. Darin Darin
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 5:55pm UTC
    And Who Else Remember's Bear In The Big Blue House!

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