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  1. Meany23 Meany23
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Two words.
    Vas happenin'?

  2. 1Dluver1 1Dluver1
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    ONE DREAM, ONE BAND ,ONE DIRECTION
    Harry
    Niall 1D
    Liam
    <3 Zayn
    Louis!

  3. muncbab muncbab
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    If Katy Perry said no,
    If Louis decided not to take a chance,
    If Liam didn't try again,
    If Simon hadn't found Zayn backstage,
    If Harry's mom hadn't filled out his aplication,
    There would be no One Direction.

  4. ZoeBoe ZoeBoe
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    ( ) Single
    ( ) Taken
    (X) Secretly dating a celebrity that has no idea I exist
    *Cough* Zayn Mialk *Cough*

  5. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    One direction at their child's parent teacher interview:
    Teacher : Your child is such a angel student, one of my favourites, such a sweetheart!
    Liam: Oh thats so great! i'm so proud of my angel child, i'm so proud honey, you deserve an ice-cream okay my precious little gumdrop pie lemon drop i love you.
    teacher: Your child tends to eat in class.
    Niall: well of cource he eats, he hungery? Us horans are always hungry! you trying to starve my child?
    teacher: Your child seems easily distracted by all reflective surfaces, i'm kind of concerned.
    Zayn: he has my genes, he's a good looking kid of cource he likes to look at himself, i mean who blames him?
    teacher : Your uh child tends to hit on his classmates teachers and a few others. it's getting inappropriate.
    Harry: Now son, thats not right. stick with people your own age 'whispers in childs ear" is that sally's grandma? damn shes fit.
    teacher: your child has quite an attiude, he is known to talk back to teachers. he is too sassy for my liking.
    Louis: s I've taught him to stick up for himself. who do you think you are omg i cant believe you. do you know who i am? do you? caus eno one treats my child like that omg your like totally obnoxious, ugh how dare you? *snaps fingers in z formations* you're rude. goodbye.
    PaperLungs format/ nmq.

  6. 1D 1D
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Jus t close you r eyes a n d enjoy t he
    r o l le r c o a s te r t ha t is l i f e
    - Zayn Malik.

  7. Rhyburgie2 Rhyburgie2
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    Imagine One Direction #1
    You and Zayn have been best friends since before he was famous. Then when he got famous he never really came around. You walked to the park like usual on Friday nights when you see a couple boys there playing on the swings.
    Suddenly you realize one of them is Zayn and he notices you as well. "Your Name!"
    "Zayn!" You reply and you run into each others arms and can't stop smiling.
    "You have no idea how much i've missed you." States Zayn


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. AmberLynn09 AmberLynn09
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    Dear haters,
    Are you haters happy now?
    Are you?
    Niall has changed.
    Louis has changed.
    One direction has changed.
    All because of you guys.
    So, are you happy?
    Are you happy Niall cried over hate?
    Are you happy that Niall changed his style to something we barely recognize?
    Are you happy that zany covers up his tattoos because you haters started rumors about him being a terrorist?
    Are you happy Louis doesn’t act crazy or “forever young” anymore?
    Are you happy that Liam is cussing because of hate on him and his girlfriend?
    Are you?
    Was this your goal?
    Was it your goal to have Harry lose so much weight because people called him fat?
    Was it your goal to have Louis act normal?
    Was it your goal to have liam lose himself?
    Was it your goal to have Niall cry?
    Was it your goal to have zayn be even more quiet?
    Well, good job haters. Thanks
    From,
    Everyone who still <3’s 1D

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