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Danigirlfitz

1. Danigirlfitz
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2012 2:07pm UTC
   Justin Drew Bieber is 18. He was born at St. Judes hospital in Ontario Canada on March 1, 1994 at 12:56 a.m. He was born on the 2nd floor room 126, AB+ blood and delivered by Simon Bexlham! ♥
   like if you are a beliber
   
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2. Danigirlfitz
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   April 13, 2012 2:00pm UTC
   Staying up so late that everything is hilarious ♥
   
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3. Danigirlfitz
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   April 13, 2012 1:57pm UTC
   Mom: Son, a little birdie told me
   that you have been doing
   drugs.
   Son: It seems to me the only person doing
   drugs is you, since you apparently talk
   to birds.
   
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4. Danigirlfitz
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   April 10, 2012 6:55pm UTC
   I'm shy but loud
   I'm annoying but fun
   I'm weird but normal
   I'm stupid at times but smart
   I'm crazy but calm
   I'm energetic but lazy
   If you don't like me then you don't deserve me!
   
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5. Danigirlfitz
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   April 10, 2012 6:51pm UTC
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6. Danigirlfitz
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   April 10, 2012 6:27pm UTC
   YOU'RE THE
   PEANUT TO MY BUTTER
   THE STAR TO MY BURST
   THE POP TO MY TART
   THE FRUIT TO MY LOOP
   BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY,
   YOU'RE THE BEST TO MY FRIEND!
   
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7. Danigirlfitz
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   April 10, 2012 5:35pm UTC
   Someday I'll Get Over You But That's Not Going To Be Today THOMAS
   
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8. Danigirlfitz
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   April 10, 2012 12:23pm UTC
   Teachers having first names
   seems like the wierdest thing ever Jessica!!!
   
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9. Danigirlfitz
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   April 10, 2012 12:17pm UTC
   Break Ups
   Are worse with best friends than boyfriends
   
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10. Danigirlfitz
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    April 9, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    I love you JULIA!!!
    ^
    Hope something eats
    
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11. Danigirlfitz
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    April 9, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    A good friend helps you get up when you fail...
    A best friend bursts out laughing, trips you again, and continues to laugh.
    
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12. Danigirlfitz
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    April 9, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    Sometimes I wish I was a monkey so i could throw bananas at people and it would be legal.
    
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13. Danigirlfitz
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    April 9, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    Move on. It's a chapter in the past. But don't close the book, just turn the page.
    
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14. Danigirlfitz
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    April 9, 2012 11:48am UTC
    So stick that in your juice box and SUCK IT!!!
    
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15. Danigirlfitz
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    April 9, 2012 11:47am UTC
    Dear Math,
    I don't want to solve your problems
    I have my own to solve
    
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16. Danigirlfitz
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    April 8, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Don't go to sleep angry.
    Stay awake and plot your revenge.
    
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17. Danigirlfitz
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    April 8, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Snow White
    Ate a poison apple
    - got a prince
    Cinderella
    lost a shoe
    - got a prince
    Sleeping Beauty
    fell asleep
    - got a prince
    Belle
    accepted a beast for who
    he was on the inside
    - got a prince
    Ariel
    pretty much stalked a
    boy
    - got a prince
    Moral;
    You don't have to loose
    your virginity to get a
    prince.
    
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18. Danigirlfitz
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    April 8, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    I HATE when people copy something I do. Like, if it's something I always say, someone just starts doing it and that annoys me so much. Like, can you be original and stop copying so much..?Julia!!!!!
    
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19. Danigirlfitz
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    April 6, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow: LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL . Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM. Now Find The Mistake: abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite
    
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20. Danigirlfitz
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    March 30, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    I love you!!! <3 We'll get through it together!
    
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