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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    Stop Scrolling
    and go to bed. ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus + follow me, i folow back:) -jimmy365

  2. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:18am UTC
    I was good at math before
    they decided to mix the alphabet in it

  3. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Want me to scare you?
    You're marrying the kid that sits next to you in math.

  4. forever90s forever90s
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    You know you're a 90's kid when
    you know who Kim Possible is

  5. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    Admit it, once in your
    life you tried to guess someone's password but failed

  6. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    I saw a sign today that almost made me pee myself.
    It said "Bathrooms closed"

  7. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    That one friend
    that always kills the moment.

  8. justlikegravity_ justlikegravity_
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:24am UTC
    When I was little, I used to sing in the shower. Now? I make life decisions in there.

  9. Izzy10bella Izzy10bella
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    who else wishes;
    they could have lockers like the ones on Victorios?

  10. TristanIsAGuysNameToo TristanIsAGuysNameToo
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    ---------------------------------------------------------------
    Oh, I'm Sorry!
    did the middle of my sentence
    interupt the begining of yours?
    ---------------------------------------------------------------
    Format: TristanIsAGuysNameToo

  11. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:32am UTC
    I use my phone as a flashlight,
    and hit random buttons to keep it lit
    nmq.

  12. ispeakonlytruth ispeakonlytruth
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    K
    Every kiss begins with K ;)
    Too bad ugly begins with U.
    ....
    nmf.

  13. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:49am UTC
    That awkward moment when your
    family asks "Do you have a boyfriend?"

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    They say sleep is good for the brain
    s o w h y i s n ' t i t a l l o w e d i n s c h o o l ?
    follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365

  15. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    In the middle of the night flushing
    the toilet sounds like a freaking tsunami

  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    Changing the date
    on your homework to make it look like you did it earlier.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    You know at least one girl
    Who makes the same face/pose
    In every picture.
    © ThatsSoMeee

  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:28am UTC
    Torturing yourself with
    sad depressing songs
    when you're already sad

  19. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    *A nerdy guy's phone goes off*
    Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend?
    *Everyone laughs*
    Nerd: Nope. It was yours.
    *Dead silence*.
    nmq

  20. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 11:11am UTC
    Those cheap pencils with
    erasers that screw up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase.

:)

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