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  1. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2009 7:02pm UTC
    MARRIAGE
    IS AB♥UT
    L:|:O:|:V:|:E
    n ♥ t g e n d e r

  2. iiheartBrighton iiheartBrighton
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 8:47pm UTC
    • • •
    s a y n o t o r a c i s m.
    A white woman
    about 51 years old,
    was seated next to a
    black man on an airplane.
    Obviously disturbed by this,
    she called the air hostess.
    “Madam, what is the matter?”
    the hostess asked.
    “You obviously do not see it,”she responded.
    “You placed me next to a black man.
    I do not agree to sit next to someone from
    such a repugnant group. Give me
    an alternative seat.”
    “Be calm please,” the hostess replied.
    “Almost all the places on this flight are taken.
    I will go to see if another place is available.”
    The Hostess went away and then
    came back a few minutes later.
    “Ma'am, I spoke to the captain and he informed
    me that there is also no seat in the business class.
    All the same, we still have one place in the first class."
    Before the woman could say anything,
    the hostess continued, “It is not usual for our
    company to permit someone from the economy
    class to sit in the first class. However, given
    the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be
    scandalous to make someone sit
    next to someone so disgusting.”
    The hostess turned to the black man and said
    “Therefore, Sir, if you would like to,
    please collect your hand luggage,
    a seat awaits you in first class.”
    At that moment, the other passengers
    who were shocked by what they had just
    witnessed stood up and applauded.
    • • •

  3. YouKnow_ThatOneTime YouKnow_ThatOneTime
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 10:44pm UTC
    As I was looking through
    the top quotes the other day, I decided to
    count how many "quotes"were the same
    as I see all the time, "fave ifs" "facebooks"
    and "I'll follow the first 100 faves"
    I looked through just 10 pages,
    and 46 were one of those listed above
    that means almost half were easy ways to
    get faves. And people wonder why girls are leaving witty.

  4. soccachk547 soccachk547
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2010 6:51pm UTC
    You think it's cool
    to get bad grades?
    Well , when my kids
    // go to McDonald's
    they will want fries with that.

  5. dance_shortii429 dance_shortii429
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 4:34pm UTC
    SCHOOL IS LIKE THE [MUSIC BUSINESS]
    There are the popular girls, and they are the
    P O P U L A R S O N G S
    They need tons of auto-tune to sound good,
    just like popular girls need tons of make-up
    to be pretty.
    They are shallow and have little meaning,
    and are sometimes rude. But for some reason,
    Everybody loves them.
    T h e n . . . there are the less popular girls,
    and the less popular songs.
    THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL
    in a natural way, they don't need makeup
    or voice enhancing to shine. They have a lot of
    h e a r t a n d s o u l
    They are so much more amazing than they get credit for, but for some reason...
    they never get noticed.

  6. MrNickFlinstone MrNickFlinstone
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 4:07am UTC
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  7. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 12:33pm UTC
    At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges.
    You're going to want to make fake quotes about having cancer, and how your puppy is dying
    and your dad wants to kick it off the roof.
    But if you do make quotes like that for faves,
    you will get Chlamydia... and die.
    Just don't do it, okay, promise?
    Okay, now everybody take some html codes.
    mine! daveigh<3

  8. schweetness59 schweetness59
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 12:55pm UTC
    Attention Witty
    i was born normal.
    this means that i have a heart that has no conditions,
    except that it falls to fast for a boy.
    i'm not going blind or anything, i just wear contacts.
    i wasn't born with out a leg, or anything crazy,
    however my legs do bruise to easily from running into things.
    i need at least three hundred favs,
    or my mom is going to get me surgery to make me unhealthy.
    jkjk, she doesnt even know what witty is.
    and neither do i anymore.

  9. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 2:27pm UTC
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  10. _SuckIt_ _SuckIt_
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 12:09am UTC
    Why is Spongebob the most ideal friend?
    Patrick: He loves me even if i'm stupid. He ignores my weakness.
    Squidward: I always drive him away & yet he's still there for me. He never left me behind.
    Mr. Krabs: He respects me though all I desire is money. He respects what I want.
    Sandy: He's still my friend even though i'm a land squirrel and not a sea creature. He accepts me despite our difference.
    Who's the Spongebob of your life?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. sensation sensation
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2010 1:50pm UTC
    Seeing me play basketball
    sometimes, is just like watching someone getting rid of all their feelings in their own secret
    way. Like for me? I shoot the ball as far away as I can, so if I make it, I impress the ones
    around me. If I throw it real hard, I'm usually upset. If I slack off, I don't really care what
    you think of me. Basketball is not only a sport, it's sometimes an escape for me.... ♥♥♥

  13. xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 1:46pm UTC
    “ Highlight if...”
    [ insert stupid reason here]
    NO.

  14. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  15. __sunshine __sunshine
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2010 12:49am UTC
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    I can't keep living
    ♥ /// WITH A FEELING THAT I'M GIVING UP
    everything for you

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