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DCrager

1. DCrager
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   March 28, 2012 7:56pm UTC
   BALLS BALLS BALLLLLLS
   
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2. DCrager
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   March 26, 2012 9:01pm UTC
   IM a boy and i think every girl that has wrote something about anything it has made me a better man, a better friend, and a better lover!!!THANK U ALL
   I LOVE U
   
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3. DCrager
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   March 25, 2012 12:48am UTC
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4. DCrager
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2012 5:03pm UTC
   When someone says
   "I beleave i can fly"
   reply back with
   " I can help u test that theory"!!
   1 hour later: Ur being arrested for pushing a person off the empire state building!!!
   
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5. DCrager
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2012 4:56pm UTC
   When ur ex says
   "you'll never find anyone like me"
   reply with
   "THAT'S THE POINT"!!!!!
   
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6. DCrager
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2012 4:34pm UTC
   This is all the reasons why my class is like a pack of wild wolves!!!!
   1: They fight constantly
   2: They roam around everywhere
   3: They are complete idiots
   4: And finally they lick themselves in front of everyone :(
   
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7. DCrager
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   March 24, 2012 4:25pm UTC
   My class is like a pack of wolves in every way here are the reasons
   1: They are vicious
   2: They are dirty
   3: They are complete animals
   4: And they like themselves in public :(
   
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8. DCrager
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2012 10:13am UTC
   Breathing therapy
   Take a deep breath then hold Ur breath for 20 minutes!!!!!
   
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9. DCrager
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2012 10:12am UTC
   Note to self
   its illegal to stab someone for being stupid ):
   
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10. DCrager
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    March 24, 2012 9:45am UTC
    ME: Dad why did u want me 2 be born
    DAD: So u can start the ne generation
    TRANSLATION: To take care of me when IM old and so i can sit down and have a beer with u when Ur 21!!!
    
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11. DCrager
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    March 23, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    A good friend will keep a secret, but a best friend will help u barely a body!!! so chose Ur best friends wisely people!!!!!
    
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12. DCrager
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    March 23, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    I have never fully understood girls I've asked my gf but she wont tell me and im like rrrrgggg so fav it if u don't under stand girls ether and if u do comment and tell me pleaseeee!!!!!!
    
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13. DCrager
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    March 23, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    HELP ME!!! So me and my gf is a roman Catholic and i want her 2 move in with me before we actually get married but after i propose but some where in her religion is says she cant live with someone before they get married so she isn't sure and wait makes her not want 2 live with me before we get married is because her parents think she should wait 2 and we don't know what 2 do so we need Ur help please!!!! FAV IT IF U THINK SHE SHOULD WAIT AND COMMENT IT IF U THINK SHE SHOULD GO AHEAD AND MOVE IN WITH ME BEFORE MARRIAGE AND TELLZ MEZ Y!!!!
    
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14. DCrager
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    March 23, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    HELP ME PLEASE!!!!!!!! Okay so my gf is a roman cathlic and somewhere in there is says somthing like she cant move in with me after i propose she will only be able 2 move in with me after we get married but i think if she really wants 2 she can but shes also not shore because her parents also dont want her 2 move in with me before we get married so yea. FAVE IT IF U THINK SHE SHOULD MOVE IN WITH ME AFTER MARRIGE AND COMMENT IT AND TELL ME Y IF U THINK SHE SHOULD MOVE IN WITH ME BEFORE MARRIGE BUT AFTER PROPOSLE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
    
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