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DANIELOVESCOOKIES

1. DANIELOVESCOOKIES
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   March 22, 2012 7:17pm UTC
   Have you ever noticed you can't spell slaughter without laughter?
   
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2. DANIELOVESCOOKIES
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   March 22, 2012 7:14pm UTC
   girl-dude you elbowed my boob
   me-hahaha and you just boobed my elbow
   
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3. DANIELOVESCOOKIES
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   March 22, 2012 7:07pm UTC
   me-Hola como estas?
   dude at store: -talks in spanish-
   me:Dude chill!Dora didn't teach me that xD
   
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4. DANIELOVESCOOKIES
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   January 29, 2012 11:20pm UTC
   "...IF YOU CAN MAKE A GIRL LAUGH-YOU CAN GET HER TO DO ANYTHING..."
   
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5. DANIELOVESCOOKIES
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   January 29, 2012 11:11pm UTC
   YOU SHOULD ALWAYS GO TO OTHER PEOPLE'S FUNERALS,OTHERWISE,THEY WON'T COME TO YOURS.
   
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6. DANIELOVESCOOKIES
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   January 29, 2012 11:05pm UTC
   Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.
   
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7. DANIELOVESCOOKIES
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   January 29, 2012 10:57pm UTC
   Every girl can be glamorous.All you have to do is stand still and look stupid xD
   
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8. DANIELOVESCOOKIES
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   January 21, 2012 3:21pm UTC
   You are my SUNSHINE (in even gray days)
   
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9. DANIELOVESCOOKIES
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   January 21, 2012 3:18pm UTC
   "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent"--Lorenzo A Bronx Tale 1993
   
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