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  1. CunningKitty CunningKitty
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 2:49pm UTC
    36 reasons you know you're in love with Edward Cullen and/or obsessed with Twilight
    1) You giggle every time you see "Edward" in a book or a movie
    2) You've named anything you possibly can "Edward"
    3) Even though you love Bella, at the same time you don't like her because Edward is in love with her not you
    4) You write "I Love Edward Cullen" on almost anything, including tests, and teachers start deducting points off for every time you wrote it (which almost gives you a zero)
    5) You waited till midnight to get your copy of Breaking Dawn just so you can "be with Edward" again and when the saleslady gives it to you yank it out of her hands and almost forget to pay
    6) When Breaking Dawn was finished you cried and your parents had to ask you what was wrong
    7) You write and read countless fan fictions about Twilight
    8) You freaked out when you realized they were making Twilight a movie
    9) You want to name your future children Edward, Bella, Alice, Rosalie, Esme, Carlise or Emmett
    10) There's a sacred place in your room for all four books
    11) You are counting the days until the next movie and book comes out
    12) You bought Clari de Lune and loved it the first time you heard it
    13) Even though Wuthering Heights is boring, you are forcing yourself to read it just because Bella loves it
    14) Even though Bella's Bracelet on TwilightTeez.com is $65 and is probably pretty junky, you just have to have it
    15) You get nervous around anyone with crazy red hair
    16) You thought this was a great idea and wrote your own list which ended up to be almost 15 pages of 12 font
    17) When Edward leaves in New Moon, you go through the same process as Bella
    18) You have forced all your friends to read Twilight
    19) You read this whole list and agreed with all of them
    20) You get mad at people who thinks Twilight is weird
    21) You would go to Forks, Washington for vacation
    22) You've seen almost every single video that is Twilight related on Youtube
    23) You squeal everytime you hear the name Edward or anything related to Twilight
    24) You growl when someone tries to steal your twilight book
    25) You wish Carlise was your doctor, instead of the weird one you already have
    26) You go up to random people and ask them if they know where Edward is
    27) You hurry up to get ready for bed because you think Edward is waiting for you in bed
    28) You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them
    29) You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward
    30) You see a box labeled "Forks" at a restaurant and think it is imported from Forks, Washington
    31) You say Twilight instead of Dawn
    32) You get mad at your classmates who haven't read Twilight
    33) You wish the next movie would come out right now
    34) You wish Midnight Sun already came out
    35) Your dream car is either a silver volvo, or a yellow 911 porshe turbo
    36) YOU COPIED THIS TO YOUR favourites!

  2. CunningKitty CunningKitty
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 2:15pm UTC
    Man: Oh she'll get her come upands!
    Woman: You mean come-upance?

  3. CunningKitty CunningKitty
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 2:09pm UTC
    Jacob, I wish i could LA PUSH; you off a cliff :)

  4. CunningKitty CunningKitty
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 1:59pm UTC
    Your
    TeamEdward.
    and you know it's true.

:)

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