1.I'm blowing my hard earned money at the moment. Well, it's not exactly my hard earned money, it's my parents.
2.I am not here right now so leave a message and it will be deleted once I recieve it.
3.My dog ate my away message.
4.(YOUR NAME)'s computer is broken right now. This is her/his fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.
hope u lke
luv ya!
**MwWwah**